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    Heartburn. I love chili but this is an evil and HELL I wish upon no one.


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  • #2
    Allergies, inteligent design my ass!

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    • #3
      Allergies are something I do take personally.

      So yes. They were made just to torment me...and you.

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      • #4
        I hate when I step out onto my balcony to check the temperature, to decide if I need a jacket and, if so, how heavy of one, but then go out into the world proper and find out that the temperature on my balcony is significantly warmer or colder than the rest of the world.

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        • #5
          A lot of people changed their names with the forum change. I don't like that. Mostly because its hard for me to recognize people. The less essential reason is that now I have to wait and figure out who to add to my ignore list, I can't just shove them in by name from the last forum.


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          • #6
            Sorry, I did my best.


            - If you must be ridiculous, I must ridicule you.
            - Those that can give up essential liberties in exchange for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -- Benjamin Franklin

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            • #7


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              • #8
                Those of you who know me know that I have a bad relationship with sex. I've decided recently to do something about that on the grounds that sex is a fairly fundamental part of human nature and is supposed to feel pretty good to boot, so when I recently discovered a sex channel on satellite radio, I started listening to it to prove to myself I can listen without judgment or prurient interest to adults talking about sex. I don't quite know what's going on because of my tendency to change channels the instant I get bored, but as best I can tell, the channel has been bought out by a new company that is not yet ready to put content on the air, so they've been filling the air by playing six or ten prerecorded segments on a loop.

                I've decided to spoiler tag the following story. If you don't know me, then let me explain to you that I do not use spoiler tags lightly. Click at your own risk.

                One of the segments they play is the story of some porn star's first...well, never mind. I don't want to get that explicit this early in the forum's existence. Suffice to say an unspecified number of men at least equal to or greater than five was involved, and she described herself as begging them all to fuck her while she took one in her mouth, each hand, and each foot simultaneously. I don't think it's part of my weirdness to say that I do not envy any of the people involved in that story, because no part of it sounds sexy or fun to me. Mostly it sounds embarrassing for the men and degrading for the woman, but hey, to each their own. If they had fun, then whatever. I won't judge.

                I'd previously only heard that story starting from the middle due to my aforementioned tendency of flipping the channels the instant I get bored, but yesterday I heard it from the beginning for the first time. Now I have context for the story the woman was telling, and the context is she was the entertainment--so a prostitute, presumably--at a bachelor's party. At her brother's bachelor party. So her brother was involved in this, if not as a sexual partner then as someone whose friends rented his sister for a night.

                Maybe it's my weirdness raring up again, but this story, told by a woman who says she enjoyed it so much she ordered her brother's friends and coworkers to go to the kitchen and make snacks for themselves after they'd covered her in semen so they could all go at her again, makes me feel sad and unclean and I really, really wish I hadn't heard it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JimB View Post
                  Those of you who know me know that I have a bad relationship with sex. I've decided recently to do something about that on the grounds that sex is a fairly fundamental part of human nature and is supposed to feel pretty good to boot, so when I recently discovered a sex channel on satellite radio, I started listening to it to prove to myself I can listen without judgment or prurient interest to adults talking about sex. I don't quite know what's going on because of my tendency to change channels the instant I get bored, but as best I can tell, the channel has been bought out by a new company that is not yet ready to put content on the air, so they've been filling the air by playing six or ten prerecorded segments on a loop.

                  I've decided to spoiler tag the following story. If you don't know me, then let me explain to you that I do not use spoiler tags lightly. Click at your own risk.

                  One of the segments they play is the story of some porn star's first...well, never mind. I don't want to get that explicit this early in the forum's existence. Suffice to say an unspecified number of men at least equal to or greater than five was involved, and she described herself as begging them all to fuck her while she took one in her mouth, each hand, and each foot simultaneously. I don't think it's part of my weirdness to say that I do not envy any of the people involved in that story, because no part of it sounds sexy or fun to me. Mostly it sounds embarrassing for the men and degrading for the woman, but hey, to each their own. If they had fun, then whatever. I won't judge.

                  I'd previously only heard that story starting from the middle due to my aforementioned tendency of flipping the channels the instant I get bored, but yesterday I heard it from the beginning for the first time. Now I have context for the story the woman was telling, and the context is she was the entertainment--so a prostitute, presumably--at a bachelor's party. At her brother's bachelor party. So her brother was involved in this, if not as a sexual partner then as someone whose friends rented his sister for a night.

                  Maybe it's my weirdness raring up again, but this story, told by a woman who says she enjoyed it so much she ordered her brother's friends and coworkers to go to the kitchen and make snacks for themselves after they'd covered her in semen so they could all go at her again, makes me feel sad and unclean and I really, really wish I hadn't heard it.
                  Its not just you, it kinda weird. Dont feel bad for being wierded out by that.


                  Rule number 1
                  Assume players are bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling until proven otherwise.
                  Rule number 2
                  I don't care about the theme of personal horror.

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                  • #10
                    You know, rereading my post, I kind of wish it hadn't been my first in this thread. I wish I'd led with the one about how I just broke up with my gaming group.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by JimB View Post
                      You know, rereading my post, I kind of wish it hadn't been my first in this thread. I wish I'd led with the one about how I just broke up with my gaming group.
                      You broke up with them? i dont get it, arent gaming groups composed of friends mostly? you had a fight with them? thats harsh

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                      • #12
                        I game online so my gaming group tends to consist of one or two consistent people then 2 or so fluid people who we tend to lose and are later replaced by two more fluid people.


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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by JimB View Post
                          You know, rereading my post, I kind of wish it hadn't been my first in this thread. I wish I'd led with the one about how I just broke up with my gaming group.
                          But it's so YOU, Jim.


                          - If you must be ridiculous, I must ridicule you.
                          - Those that can give up essential liberties in exchange for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -- Benjamin Franklin

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Talum View Post
                            You broke up with them? I don't get it; aren't gaming groups composed of friends, mostly?
                            I...guess. I don't know. Maybe they thought we were friends, but I personally don't consider a person my friend if he doesn't talk to me for months, only talks to me during game visits, and never accepts or even responds to invitations to do things other than roleplay. We were more like friendly acquaintances. We met on an internet site devoted to finding local gaming groups, and it ultimately didn't work out for us. I broke up with the group by e-mail, which may not seem like a classy thing to do, but in my defense, I've been gaming with these guys for nine months and none of them have given me a phone number, so, again, not really friends by my standards.

                            I hated doing it, though. I wasn't having fun at the table and that's that, but I still hate hurting anyone's feelings, and I know that despite my carefully diplomatic Dear John, I've hurt the GM's feelings because he's insecure like that. In the end, though, I guess I'd rather hurt his feelings than continue dragging my ass out to a game that the GM can be counted on to show up forty-five minutes late for and to not start for another hour because he needs to go stare at the clerk's tits at the gaming shop we play at, then have at least four unannounced twenty-minute breaks while he stops the game to Facebook, all for the pleasure of pretending to be a half-orc stabbing zombies in the name of making an innkeeper become an emperor.

                            Sigh.

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                            • #15
                              Cold fronts and rain. I might be in Texas but I need the heat so I won't cry out in pain. Taking pills right now.


                              Bipolar vampire...can't decide to feast for fun or for rage...

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