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  • #16
    p1: "We didn't come here to make trouble:"
    p2: "I just shat on his shoe, what are you talking about?"

    p2: "Can I make the fire mages useless if make 'em wet?"
    ST: "Depends entirely on how much you turn them on"

    p1: "We can come with suggestions for people to dissect if you want?"

    p2: "I would rather sacrifice children than a dog"

    p2: "Is the chair made of wood?"
    ST: "Yes"
    p2: "I eat its legs and sit on the floor"

    NPC: "You can learn a lot by exhamining the fecal matter of somoene. We learned none from yours... seeing you eat that chair explains a lot of that"

    p3: "I have a 'fuck with [other player] fetish', its awesome"

    p1: "Don't bite his leg, you've already shat on his shoe"
    p2: "I could bite his ear"
    p3: "Just nibble his ear a bit"

    p2: "How about I get the artificial womb so I can pop out explosive babies to throw at people?"

    p2: "Are you afraid of stepping on children?"
    p3: "No, but they're difficult to wipe off my feet"



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    • #17
      I have never been so proud of my players:

      "You don't spell 'dumb' with a 'Be': that's 'dumbey'. D-w-m. Dumb."


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      • #18
        Originally posted by JohnDoe244 View Post
        I have never been so proud of my players:

        "You don't spell 'dumb' with a 'Be': that's 'dumbey'. D-w-m. Dumb."

        When Int 1 gettings into poetry



        ok, new game:

        p1: "All things can be eaten at least once"
        p2: "There's your problem"

        p3: "We are very serious about finding this guy. Him dying doesn't stop that"
        p2: "He didn't have permission to die"

        p1: "I had to be stupid to make that joke"

        ST: "...you're going to bullshit your way past the Lookshyan cordon around the shadowland how?"
        p1: "We are totally the ghost busters"
        st: "with you that'll be a 2016 remake"
        p1: "Fuck"
        p3: "we still need to swap someone's charms so we can blast the ghost busters theme"
        st: "oh I missed you guys"

        ST: "He has dreadlocks and what looks like flowers growing in his hair - he's either a DB or a hippie, or both"
        p2: "Totes hippie"

        NPC: "So... you're insane"
        p1: "yup"
        p3: "We owe someone a favor"



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        • #19
          NPC: "You can't eat anything in there"
          P1: "Can I eat [P2's character]'s ass?"

          p2: "You will drug me hard so I can kill harder"
          p1: "Yes"

          ST: "Please dont wank into the mouth of the void"
          p2: "How about nutrition slurry intead?"


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          • #20
            ST: "I didn't come up with this place - its from the official books, its not my magical realm"
            P1: "I am disgusted yet intrigued"
            P2: "Bah, you (the ST) are just trying to absolve yourself of responsibility"

            P2 :"If you're not going to make me a door, then I just want in"

            P2: "Just because we're reminded of something doesn't mean we remember"

            P1: "Try to seduce the door to open up"
            P3: "No that's your specialty"
            P1: "I shapeshift into a roughly square form and make a door pun. rolling to seduce"
            *crit fails rolls*
            ST: "the door slams open to hit you, as punishment for the bad pun"

            p2: "I yeet the table down the corridor"
            ST: "With the torture victim still strapped on?"


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            • #21
              P1: "I still claim that I've never eaten goat-shit"

              p2: "Lets pour gl├╝-wine into the hole"

              p1: "I eat the vomit! That was the plan all along"

              p1: "So its genocide?"
              ST: "They're ghosts, they're already dead?"
              p2: "True, can't genocide the dead"

              ST: "If you aim right, you could replace all of their brains with slurry"
              p2: "You make what we've planned sound terrible..."
              p2: "When he has no brain, he can't feel pain anymore?"

              p1: "I am a robot throwing oatmeal into the open skull-holes of ghosts. Epic"

              p1: "I really should develop a liking for masochism, considering how often I get myself hurt"

              p2: "I pull his leg, you pull his penis"



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              • #22
                P1: "Well he came around after the pinapple thing, so I'm sure he'll forgive me if I take a dump on him too"

                P1: "I am an experience warrior"
                ST: "You have more experience eating things you shouldn't"
                P1: "In that I am an expert"

                P1: "When he comes at me with his salsa-boogie-woogie, I..."


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                • #23
                  p1: "I could turn into optimus prime and sit on him?"
                  p2: "So... you turn fat?"

                  p2: "I tried to calm him, with a calming tackle to the ground"

                  p2: "Just say 'harder daddy' when he grapples you"
                  p1: "

                  P2: "I haven't gotten a masochism intimacy yet, despite asking for it"
                  p3: "I thought you got one for having your nuts tugged?"

                  st: "It's magic, don't need to explain shit"

                  p2: "Suicide my choice!"

                  p2: "No i'm pro-pre-abortion. kill the children before they spawn"

                  ST: "You wake up to ghosts licking you clean of ectoplasm"
                  p1: "i bite back"
                  ST; "Sounds more like something P2 would do"


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                  • #24
                    P1: "Where did you learn to ride your magical beetle?"
                    P2: "By ramming it into a snake-god's groin"
                    P1: "Checks out"

                    ST: "You could frighten everyone"
                    p1: "Or make the horny"



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                    • #25
                      P1: "I want to keep plan B open, Plan C can be mindspiking, and plan H is going full murder-hobo"

                      P1: "I use my knowlegde of how weak and squi

                      p2: "can sacrifice some trees and some children"
                      p1: "Lets find a kindergarten!"

                      p1: "can we sacrifice [p2's character]'s legs?"




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                      • #26
                        P1: "I already Hancock'd a ghost - I'm not doing it again. I need to keep things fresh you know!?"

                        p2: "Hold on, i need to find the charm that lets me scream"
                        p3: "When in doubt, scream"

                        p2: "He can't hear you. You have to write it down - use knife and human skin. His skin"
                        p3: "Who hurt you today?"

                        p1: "He deserves a slap"
                        p3: "We want allies, don't slap him!"
                        p2: "I can patch him up afterwards..."
                        p1: "Counter-argument, I slap"

                        p4: "I dont have enough dots i occult to know what exactly this is, but I know its bad"

                        ST: "You can't ask a scroll questions"



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