"Together, they fight crime!"

[Hand-of-Omega]

He's an Enlightened Warrior of the Mountain Folk! She's a Raksha Nomad in an Assumption of Chivalrous Heroism! Together, they fight crime!

(Here's the deal: Take two character types, either opposed or just not normally associated with each other, and pair them up! Anything from a couple of lines outlining the concept to an entire write-up is fine. And, no, they don't have to actually fight crime...but it helps!)

[JayTee]

Oh fuck yes I love bullshit like this! Lemme try!

He's a violent alcoholic Solar Eclipse! She's a by the by the books Chosen of Secrets from the Bronze Faction!

Together, they fight crime!

[Marros56]

She's a Dawn out for vengence for her poor treatment by the Dragon-Blooded as a kid! He's a Immaculate zealot bent on destroying Anathema and anyone who disagrees with his read of the Texts! Together, they fight crime!

[semicasual]

He's just your average guy in the right place at the wrong time. "She" is a sentient warstrider with a mandate to annihilate creatures of darkness.

Together, they're going to retake Thorns.

(I'd actually like to play that)

[Arcanus Dicere]

He's a spider totem Full Moon with a street-smart attitude who breaks all the rules. She's an arachnophobic Eclipse Caste who plays by the book and is too old for this shit. Together, they fight crime!

[webkilla]

He is a supremely uptight holy-man who beats scum to death with the stick up his ass. She is a homocidal ex-prostitute who likes to wear people's skins as bloody cloaks.

Together they bake delicious cake

[While My Guitar]

He is Malfeas, the Demon City, He is Timmy, the 8 year old mortal human
Together, they are looking for Timmy's dog, Rex.

[AnubisXy]

She is The Mirror Flag. He is also The Mirror Flag. And that guy over there? He's also The Mirror Flag. So that's kid down the street. And so's that dog? How the hell does that even work? Also, I just found out that apparently I am the Mirror Flag. And now you're The Mirror Flag too.

[JayTee]

She is The Mirror Flag. He is also The Mirror Flag. And that guy over there? He's also The Mirror Flag. So that's kid down the street. And so's that dog? How the hell does that even work? Also, I just found out that apparently I am the Mirror Flag. And now you're The Mirror Flag too.

But do you fight crime?

[Gaius]

But do you fight crime?

Only crime carried out by The Mirror Flag. So yes, all of it.

[Silent Witness]

He's a wise-cracking Dragon King in disguise. She is a half-Lintha Fire Aspect Lost Egg. Together, they're out to clean up The Thousand Scales!

[Arteliex]

He's a Wyld Behemoth cloaked in an Assumption of Vengeance! She's a Lesser Elemental Dragon of Air with a can-do attitude!

Together, they fight crime up and down the coast of the Inland Sea!

[HaplessWithDice]

He's the exigent of foolish good luck. She's an 8 year old twilight caste, with her dog totem lunar companion. They fight crime, he takes all the credit.

[nalak42]

She's a Sidereal agent of fate out to make sure the world runs smoothly, he's an alchemical out to prove himself the greatest wrestler in Creation. Together they fight crime (even when she doesn't want to.)

[Zelbinnean]

He's an up-and-coming Orichalcum Caste ingenue and part-time dance prodigy from a backwoods Patropolis. She's the cosmic principle of stasis, conservatism, and legalistic arguments made flesh through an exertion of her own will. Together, they fight crime!

He's the exigent of foolish good luck. She's an 8 year old twilight caste, with her dog totem lunar companion. They fight crime, he takes all the credit.

Inspector Gadget reference?