"Cut yourself shaving?" a common Dynastic Taunt used towards someone who very obviously got into a fight, along with "Ran into a doorknob?" and "Fell over?"
Edit: It's considered the height of general unpleasantness to direct such comments towards people who were on the receiving end of spousal or corporal abuse, of course. Doesn't stop some folks though.
Edit: It's considered the height of general unpleasantness to direct such comments towards people who were on the receiving end of spousal or corporal abuse, of course. Doesn't stop some folks though.
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