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  • I'm just going to leave these vandalized chapter comics here.

    Back on the old White Wolf forums, I was going through a difficult time in my life, which I coped with by ruining Exalted chapter comics. Here are some of them.


    I hate Panther.


    Careful how you hack.


    When the Broken-Winged Crane dropped, the Kindred of the East signature characters were unhappy with their splat names' appropriation. I'm particularly proud of the pun in panel three.


    That one time when Panther mugged a Lunar for his bling. Credit for Ma-Ha-Suchi's last line goes to Mørke.


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  • #2
    Oh my god these are great, they had me in stitches, especially the last one. More please?

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    • #3
      I remember the one, from the East book, where Panther gave a monologue to some bandits, where naturally the forums replaced every single panel with "what the christ are you talking abooooouuut".

      I prefer to imagine him saying "aboot", with a Canadian accent. It helps immensely.


      "From now on, instead of saying 'half-assed', I will use 'muled'. 'This is a muled job, Chris', I will say to my friend Chris. 'You need to do better, or your ass is grass. And not, like, metaphorical grass. There are weeds growing in there as we speak.'

      "'The DEA is after you, man' I will tell him, in all seriousness."

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      • #4
        Sure thing.




        … although they get repetitive after a while. Such is meme.


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        • #5
          I don't know why, but "Dude have you SEEN Lunar Hero?" makes me laugh hysterically. And yeah, poor Lunars. I admit, part of wanting to see Ex3 Lunars is wanting to see what they do with Lunar Brawl... Or their Lunar Strength-and-Dex charms that can be put in Lunar Brawl.

          Dammit I want my Morgiana from Magi as a Full Moon. >:|


          Disclaimer: In favor of fun and enjoyment, but may speak up to warn you that you're gonna step on a metaphorical land mine

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lula View Post
            Back on the old White Wolf forums, I was going through a difficult time in my life, which I coped with by ruining Exalted chapter comics. Here are some of them.
            If this is how you cope with difficult times, then I insist that you must keep suffering for the greater good that is our amusement.
            Unless you find a way to keep making these without going through difficult times.
            (Don't take me to serious.)

            (I remember the first, the second, and the last one, actually.)


            Silencing Whisper, Eclipse; Amethyst, Changing Moon;
            Daughter of Charcoal and Ash, Dusk, and her Full Moon sister;
            Broken Crystal, Infernal (Night-, or maybe Twilight-equivalent).

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            • #7

              Panther in a rare moment of capital letter usage.


              Abyssal Mirror.


              I can't remember the context for this one. (Dammit, Pearl.)


              Don't tell me you don't see the resemblance.


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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kyman201 View Post
                Dammit I want my Morgiana from Magi as a Full Moon. >:|
                Ohhh. Well that's going to be stuck in my head now.

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                • #9

                  A long time ago on a forum far, far away, there was an argument about canon.


                  Still hate Panther.


                  Someone other than me should explain the Ink Monkeys.


                  Someone made a topic about what it would be like to have a Solar president.


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                  • #10
                    I'm a HUGE fan of "don't fix Perfects".

                    Based on many true stories.


                    "For me, there's no fundamental conflict between really loving something and also seeing it as very profoundly flawed." -- Jay Eddidin

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                    • #11
                      I think a Solar President would be more like Desus than Panther.


                      "From now on, instead of saying 'half-assed', I will use 'muled'. 'This is a muled job, Chris', I will say to my friend Chris. 'You need to do better, or your ass is grass. And not, like, metaphorical grass. There are weeds growing in there as we speak.'

                      "'The DEA is after you, man' I will tell him, in all seriousness."

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                      • #12

                        I think this is the best one.


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                        • #13
                          I'm dying here, these are great.

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                          • #14
                            I don't recognize the Swan/Panther/Old Guy comic - where is that from?


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                            • #15
                              Aw, shiet, the one with the Blood Apes is great.


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