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  • ST: Care for a bit of smoked rabbit?

    Me: Sure!

    ST: Did you just... freebase the rabbit?

    Me: You told me to smoke the rabbit.


    • PC: "Hey, are you from the Realm?"

      NPC: "Yes, I am"

      PC: "Are you a Dragon-Blooded?! :-)"

      NPC: "No, I'm not a Dragon-Blooded."

      PC: "Oh. Well, do you know any Dragon-Blooded?"


      • Later, <NPC> opens the door of the room where <PC> is staying to reveal a floors worth of Stomach Bottle Bugs "Please sir, might I have some tasty liquor?" one enquires in a high pitched child-like voice while another stomps in a circle "I wish to be where nobody steps on me, I will never be stepped on again!" a third pipes up "Doooooctor is the patient ready?"
        Last edited by Trax; 03-20-2017, 06:43 PM.

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        • ST: No it's a giant city. Like Chicago sized, thousands of ships.
          Player: what an awesome concept with such a stupid name


          • (In Skype)

            P2: Fluttershy is a better Midnight than her.
            P1: If her name isn't Broken Wings, Ima shoot somebody
            P2: Hush After Carrion Wings
            P1: Sorry pal, you're the only one here. *cocks shotgun*
            P2: but you forget... I AM THE SHOTGUN
            P1: *tosses into a smelter* Bye [P2].
            P2: [P2] died as he lived: being a remington 1870 with an excessively long trigger pull.

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