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  • Originally posted by Cenrei View Post
    I'm playing a Dune People Zenith, who thinks that all non-Dune People are lesser, weak beings and that the long years of surviving in the desert have made the Dune People the hardiest, most capable humans. He has a Defining Principle about this.

    Archery Charm Phantom Arrow Technique allows you to use your Intimacy for a damage boost, but it numbs the Intimacy. And you can't use the Charm again until you have regained the Intimacy through roleplaying it, specifically "spent significant effort in restoring or remembering the Intimacy"

    Sooo, if I want to use that Charm again, I need to regain my racist views :P
    its stories like this that make me love this game


    Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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    • Sidereal: "Identity is such a fluid thing."
      Zenith: "No, it isn't."


      Follow my ongoing Exalted Campaigns: An Imperfect Circle, Freedom and Dreams

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      • He gives a blank stare, As a lizard and he has +5 on blank stares.

        Does that hawk look like it has a big red butt?

        You made a Catherine Zeta Jones reference before I was able to... two stunt dice.
        Last edited by MuscaDomestica; 09-22-2017, 08:34 PM.

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        • "I would invite Hitler to my birthday party."

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          • [In a threatening tone]: "Excuse me? Do you want to learn what it's like to be an elephant?


            Infernals - To Rule in Hell
            Simple Solar > Abyssal conversion rules
            3e Dragon Kings
            My martial arts

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            • "Are my pants here?"


              I did a lot of homebrew over here. PEACH.

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              • [ST] It's gooey
                [Night Caste] If he's gooey i'm going to stick it in

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                • Most recent game:

                  GM: You cut down the tree with the demon monkeys in it, and it falls. Everyone roll Dex+Dodge to jump out of the way. Stunts?
                  Player 1: My wings are still up, so I Palpatine-spin out of the way!
                  Player 2: Palpatine spin?
                  Player 1: Yeah, abyssal, dark cloak, glowing sword, sorcerer. I Palpatine spin.
                  Player 2: So...It's tree-son, then?


                  I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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                  • *Eclipse gives a boomerang made from a loaf of bread to Night*
                    Eclipse: Kill that Sidereal!

                    Dawn: Fine, I will hand her over. But I better not hear any cracking noises.

                    Twilight: Throw Baby!
                    ST: Are you spiking a baby into the sea?

                    Night: I just maimed her, I don't think she does not know that I am there.
                    Last edited by Gigaton-Falcon-Emu; 10-22-2017, 04:11 PM.

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                    • "I will live for ten centuries, perhaps some more. I am terrified by the thought that, in these countless nights, I will never taste a cake like this" An Infernal Malefactor NPC

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                      • Originally posted by Clophiroth View Post
                        "I will live for ten centuries, perhaps some more. I am terrified by the thought that, in these countless nights, I will never taste a cake like this" An Infernal Malefactor NPC

                        ah the bane of really good cake


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                        • Originally posted by webkilla View Post


                          ah the bane of really good cake

                          The chef had a level 3 stunt cooking the cake.

                          It was a stupidly good cake

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                          • "My pecs lighten the hallway"

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                            • Originally posted by Clophiroth View Post


                              The chef had a level 3 stunt cooking the cake.

                              It was a stupidly good cake

                              But did the chef use Orichalcum Chef Style cooking martial arts to create it?


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                              • Originally posted by webkilla View Post


                                But did the chef use Orichalcum Chef Style cooking martial arts to create it?

                                He lacked any martial art.

                                He lacked the Craft:Cooking skill...

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