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  • "It's not cuckoldry if we're sharing."

    "It depends. Is this a natural current? Or is this some Laputa shit where it goes both ways?"

    "Just take that knife, jam it in there, and tweeeeeeeest."

    "You can't see the little people! Not without...maaaaaaaagic eyes."

    "I haven't seen the piglet. I don't know his ways!"
    Last edited by Dietaku; 10-07-2018, 12:24 AM.

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    • "More propaganda snakes isn't always the answer."
      "Yeah, sometimes the answer is Magma Kraken."


      I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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      • And from the latest session with my players:

        "I'm throwing slurry at him, not goat shit - that would be a waste of goat shit"

        "Did he just say something intelligent?"

        "Can't I just go out and kill some goat shepards instead of helping my friend?"

        "No, its not a giant phallus symbol. Its an obelisc"

        "You build the casino, I'll sit under the table with a magnet at the roulette"



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        • "You have lost your identity in the group. We're kicking you out"



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          • "I stunt the stunt"

            "Lets set up a body-disposal business using our manse!"

            "I want to doot him!" (in reference to this move: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35rFqsdlxeg )

            "Please list me just one thing we've done that was actually ethical!"

            "Can't I just abandon these two and go gamble?"



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            • "SWORD WHIPPING OUT! WHOOOSH!"

              "Now, I'm not the Sorcerer, but...I'm willing to wear a wire."

              "Great, our pirate's high on Bright Morning again..."

              "Great, a romantic novel written entirely in Clawspeak."
              "Even better! Written in Clawspeak purple prose!"

              "My mood is grey/ the wall is black/ the horses are running / please bring me some food."

              "Whatever blows your goat."
              "MA-HA-SUCHI IS PLEASED!"

              It all makes sense. Scarlet is a Dead or Alive character."
              Last edited by Dietaku; 11-11-2018, 12:20 AM.

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              • "On one hand, I'm amicably predisposed to you, given our not dissimilar extralegality. But could you be cool for like a minute?!"


                Abyssals: Whom Death Has Called, a PEACH-as-heck attempt to make an Abyssal 3E holdover.

                Where I try to make Artifacts. When I finish them I'll probably post them in the Artifact Workshop thread so people can help me hammer them into shape.

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                • "The Heart does what it does. Mayhap when you fall in love, you'll understand, too."
                  "He's married."
                  "Oooh. I'm so sorry for her."

                  "Muffled grumbling can be heard ending in an irritated shout of "I SAVED YOUR GRANDPARENTS!""

                  "So, then we were all like,"
                  "Valentinian: Khai Jonn, I finally found you!"
                  "Khai Jonn: Sorry, my friend, but I can't join you till we win in Vietnam.""

                  "What happens in LunarLand, STAYS in LunarLand."

                  "ALLOW ME TO FILL THIS HOLE WITH MY MUSCULAR GIRTH!"

                  "And what do you have to say, Muscle Man?"
                  "F•L•E•X!"

                  "I think you died several times."
                  "NOT IN THIS BODY!"
                  Last edited by Dietaku; 11-18-2018, 02:07 AM.

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                  • "Yes, jam the coin up your butt - that will make the sorceress like you"



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                    • Originally posted by webkilla View Post
                      "Yes, jam the coin up your butt - that will make the sorceress like you"
                      ... is this said sarcastically? Cuz it reads like it.


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                      • Originally posted by HalfTangible View Post

                        ... is this said sarcastically? Cuz it reads like it.

                        Well ya - though it still made sense, sort of.

                        Remember: In 2.5 there's a classic bit of sorcery that lets a sorcerer enchant a coin so they can see and hear through it - to spy on people. My players had just discovered that the pouch of silver dinars they had gotten from a sorceress buddy of their had been thusly enchanted... and they had though her a friend.

                        The players banter over what to do produced this gem of a quote


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                        • "I will skip merrily through the alligators with a twinkle in my eye and hope in my heart!"

                          "I will use clarity of mind and swoon my way through the pendulum striking dummy trap."
                          "Wait, did you just say swoon?"
                          "Yes."
                          "Oh, I DO DECLARE!"

                          "You dodge all the piles of Malfean Flatulence."
                          "Feculuence."
                          "That, too."

                          "I've been inspired by our exploits with Alligators, Volkenstein! Taste my Alligator POWER!"
                          "Bored cheering rings out."

                          "You must pray to me, your god!"
                          "Valentinian, do you want me to pray to you that badly?"
                          "Hold on, let me wear my hat and monocle."
                          "Wait, Valentinian can't use her powers. She's a false god! However, Maxwell isn't!"
                          "Oooooooooooh, NOOOOOOOOOO."
                          Last edited by Dietaku; 11-25-2018, 02:30 AM.

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                          • Originally posted by webkilla View Post
                            Remember: In 2.5 there's a classic bit of sorcery that lets a sorcerer enchant a coin so they can see and hear through it - to spy on people.
                            No, it let the sorcerer create one coin of an unnamed black material - to spy on people.

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                            • Originally posted by TheCountAlucard View Post
                              No, it let the sorcerer create one coin of an unnamed black material - to spy on people.

                              fair nuf - shouldn't be too difficult to make that look like a normal silver dinar


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                              • Originally posted by webkilla View Post


                                Well ya - though it still made sense, sort of.

                                Remember: In 2.5 there's a classic bit of sorcery that lets a sorcerer enchant a coin so they can see and hear through it - to spy on people. My players had just discovered that the pouch of silver dinars they had gotten from a sorceress buddy of their had been thusly enchanted... and they had though her a friend.

                                The players banter over what to do produced this gem of a quote
                                Ah. Didn't know that.

                                I need to play more of this game.


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