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  • "It's not cuckoldry if we're sharing."

    "It depends. Is this a natural current? Or is this some Laputa shit where it goes both ways?"

    "Just take that knife, jam it in there, and tweeeeeeeest."

    "You can't see the little people! Not without...maaaaaaaagic eyes."

    "I haven't seen the piglet. I don't know his ways!"
    Last edited by Dietaku; 10-07-2018, 12:24 AM.

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    • "More propaganda snakes isn't always the answer."
      "Yeah, sometimes the answer is Magma Kraken."


      I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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      • And from the latest session with my players:

        "I'm throwing slurry at him, not goat shit - that would be a waste of goat shit"

        "Did he just say something intelligent?"

        "Can't I just go out and kill some goat shepards instead of helping my friend?"

        "No, its not a giant phallus symbol. Its an obelisc"

        "You build the casino, I'll sit under the table with a magnet at the roulette"



        Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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        • "You have lost your identity in the group. We're kicking you out"



          Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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          • "I stunt the stunt"

            "Lets set up a body-disposal business using our manse!"

            "I want to doot him!" (in reference to this move: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35rFqsdlxeg )

            "Please list me just one thing we've done that was actually ethical!"

            "Can't I just abandon these two and go gamble?"



            Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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            • "SWORD WHIPPING OUT! WHOOOSH!"

              "Now, I'm not the Sorcerer, but...I'm willing to wear a wire."

              "Great, our pirate's high on Bright Morning again..."

              "Great, a romantic novel written entirely in Clawspeak."
              "Even better! Written in Clawspeak purple prose!"

              "My mood is grey/ the wall is black/ the horses are running / please bring me some food."

              "Whatever blows your goat."
              "MA-HA-SUCHI IS PLEASED!"

              It all makes sense. Scarlet is a Dead or Alive character."
              Last edited by Dietaku; 11-11-2018, 12:20 AM.

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              • "On one hand, I'm amicably predisposed to you, given our not dissimilar extralegality. But could you be cool for like a minute?!"


                Abyssals: Whom Death Has Called, a PEACH-as-heck attempt to make an Abyssal 3E holdover.

                Where I try to make Artifacts. When I finish them I'll probably post them in the Artifact Workshop thread so people can help me hammer them into shape.

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                • "The Heart does what it does. Mayhap when you fall in love, you'll understand, too."
                  "He's married."
                  "Oooh. I'm so sorry for her."

                  "Muffled grumbling can be heard ending in an irritated shout of "I SAVED YOUR GRANDPARENTS!""

                  "So, then we were all like,"
                  "Valentinian: Khai Jonn, I finally found you!"
                  "Khai Jonn: Sorry, my friend, but I can't join you till we win in Vietnam.""

                  "What happens in LunarLand, STAYS in LunarLand."

                  "ALLOW ME TO FILL THIS HOLE WITH MY MUSCULAR GIRTH!"

                  "And what do you have to say, Muscle Man?"
                  "F•L•E•X!"

                  "I think you died several times."
                  "NOT IN THIS BODY!"
                  Last edited by Dietaku; Yesterday, 02:07 AM.

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