Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

The Out-of-Context Game Quotes Thread

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • As said by a player: "Ok we're not using porn videos for our stunts"

    "Before I do anything that's unnecessary and fucked up, I need to ask you guys for permission"

    "social attack via hypno-tits is a tried and true tactic"

    "I lie my way to telling the truth"

    "Let me look up at a list of the worst boyband names to find out what we should call ourselves"

    "Stop stuffing your shirt" (as said in response to a player doing so IRL)

    "He eats children - that's all I got from that conversation"

    "We need a plan to sacrifice him, before I'll bother mind-controlling him"

    "We did we fuck things up so badly? I like it"


    Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

    Comment


    • "Aaaaaaaaaaw!" said the Sirens
      "Did you just bring my marine skill into question?"
      "No, Man-flesh is delicious."

      "Well, Gentlemen,I just....yeah."
      "What was that?"
      "I was bestowing information upon you all!"

      "Sho, he was like Volkenstein, but he was competent...and not drunk."
      "So, he wasn't anything like Volkenstein."

      "You dodged the entire ocean. Welcome to Exalted."

      "... All my life I have been searching for thee, Endless ocean of Booze...."

      "I will teach him how to cat!"
      "Also, horse."
      Last edited by Dietaku; 12-02-2018, 01:46 AM.

      Comment


      • And we're off to a good start:

        P1: "I want a boat that jumps"

        P2: "No"

        P3: "Can we have a brothel on the boat?"

        P1: "Yes!"

        P2: ...



        "Sorry I don't have a smell fetish"

        "I dont always display my body - even though with appearance 5 its always shirtless o' clock"

        "Hold up, that was a case of yes, yes, yes... no" (this was said MANY TIMES... sadly)

        "I haven't eaten anyone yet"

        "He is now a creep-clops"

        "I stunt my dance by flailing around like a spastic"

        "I pretend I'm in a really awesome bondage porn movie"

        "No I'm not singing Manowar's Pleasure Slave to the old lady"

        "If I can't kill tings I eat things"

        P3: "P1 has found a whole playlist of songs for me to sing to seduce the old woman"

        "I communicate the prisoner transfer by groping P2 in the groin"

        "Essence sight or Essence smell?"

        "We need to get to Autochton and set up a heavy-metal brothel"

        "I thought it was him (other player) who was supposed to be a creep"

        "What kind of bugs would they use for dwarf tossing"

        "No that's not exile, that's murder"
        Last edited by webkilla; 12-05-2018, 10:01 AM.


        Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

        Comment


        • “Damn Sidereals and their incessant shipping...”

          “You know you’re a Full Moon when you’re too impatient to defend against ‘Can you prove you’re not a Lunar?’”
          Last edited by Sith_Happens; 12-05-2018, 04:24 AM.

          Comment


          • "I'm playing the game. I'll eat your fingers when you're dead."

            "Hooray, Mathematics is saved!"

            "I don't care if I need to lose an arm, give me your babies!"

            "....And then , recognizing me as a man of the world, they made me their chief."

            "Ugh, this is going to be just like Angelo, except our Josuke is Maxwell."
            "WHOOPIE!"

            "You should be careful about what you stick in your mouth in the Wyld."
            Last edited by Dietaku; 12-11-2018, 11:51 PM.

            Comment


            • The Dawn can sense NPC's breathing coming from the far side of the Twilight's growing erection.


              ....

              Comment


              • Originally posted by BrilliantRain View Post
                The Dawn can sense NPC's breathing coming from the far side of the Twilight's growing erection.

                that... doesn't sound like a quote - but what the hell


                Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

                Comment


                • "I'm gonna murder-snuggle them" -The Brawl Favored Night Caste

                  Comment


                  • "That's 16 successes. Next comes the proofread and then it goes into heaven."

                    "Your kid's a balloon now."


                    I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

                    Comment


                    • "Look at him. He's going to wander off into the Deep Chaos and get attacked by a Metaphor."
                      "But, meta for what?"

                      "So, anyways, the point being, is you shouldn't lick your enemies! Unless, you're a Lunar, in which case, go ahead and lick them all you want."
                      "Oooooh, so that's what I've been doing wrong!"

                      "Listen, you can berate my culture all you want, but I've never resorted to the war crimes that are feeding people Licorice."
                      "But, what about lutefisk?"
                      "Eeeeergh."
                      Last edited by Dietaku; 12-16-2018, 01:07 AM.

                      Comment


                      • (Sorry, double-posted.)
                        Last edited by Dietaku; 12-23-2018, 03:33 AM.

                        Comment


                        • One of my players made up Cynis Torvalds. He has his character sheets on a Linux laptop.


                          Check out Momentum Exalted!

                          Comment


                          • “We're in the Wyld,. It can be anything you want if you're hard enough.”
                            “Good thing the Girth-quake is always hard.”

                            “Ah, yes, the Valley of Sunshine and Endless Rainbows.”
                            “You enter a blasted heath of scorched earth, ruined buildings, and withered grass.”
                            “I told you, this place sucks.”

                            “Yeah, okay, you do NOT have higher Appearance than the kooky old man.”

                            “Oh, I see. WE can't slaughter a village, but you can merc all the old men you want.”

                            “After surviving that onslaught, I'll just grab the Rod of Wonders by one end, and just.... say, “Now to get whipped by Daddy's stick.””

                            Comment


                            • "I now dub the 'Slippy the Toad'!"

                              "Well, he changed his name a while back for the Halibut"

                              "Wait, you healed him so hard that he's in pain?"
                              "WEARING PANTS IS TORTURE!"

                              "Don't worry, I can heal you!"
                              "Thank you, doctor!"
                              "Oh, I'm not a doctor. That's what demons are for!"

                              "... Zoidberg is not a Sidereal"
                              Last edited by Noodle; 01-06-2019, 02:32 AM.

                              Comment


                              • Player 1: "That means that the obvious solution is kidnapping!"

                                player 2: "Yes, I can even wipe her memories of her family!"


                                "I am shagging the sand"


                                "We need baby-lotion"


                                "I think we should set up a ticket booth, for selling room to dispose of... packages... no questions asked"


                                Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X