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  • "What is the boiling point of a cat, come to think of it?"


    I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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    • Originally posted by sigfriedmcwild View Post

      Nah, just hate. The show of dominance was the beating beforehand

      Fair enough. I have a player who constantly jokes about peeing on stuff to show dominance (and its not a lunar player!)


      Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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      • "I don't have a Gateway specialty, but I'll use my muscles to compensate."

        "Through the power of teamwork, we'll parry this cannonball!"
        "FRIENDSHIP POWER!"

        "You realize that despite the fact that The One Hundred Seventy Seven Poems of Ma Jhie Zhou are considered High Art, you get the sense he had other things on his mind."
        "My Wife picks peaches
        But most scrumptious is her's
        Nozoumi River

        Beauties pick eggplants
        Yearning for that not on vines
        Nozoumi River."
        "Ah. High Art, indeed."

        "Ah, I really love how the anal sex in this political cartoon is an excellent metaphor for the proposed economic reform."
        "It's really something, isn't it?"


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        • Taroketu Kithri: "The Knight Raiton."
          Carter: Carter's eyes widen and he affects a gasp at Kithri's revelation. He is as surprised as any.
          "The Knight Raiton, a killer? I don't believe you."
          Carter (OOC): Poor Carter, the look on his face is like you just told him Santa Claus is a cannibal.

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          Robin: "Or you could just destroy those stalactites." Robin says pointing to them. "Perhaps less innocents hurt in general."
          Invisible Horse Princess: "Or maybe clog the pool so it doesn't drain into the room below? I don't have a high enough Athletics rating to get to the stalactites."
          Robin (OOC): Using Strange Tongue Understanding on that.
          ST (OOC): IHP is controlled by an omnipresent being that has the ability to directly speak with the creator of the universe.
          Robin: Robin looks to IHP before knocking on her head to try to sort her panicked mind. "Of course, yes. That would work."... Robin's mind erases a terrible truth.


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          Invisible Horse Princess: "You all have three minutes to vacate the premises before I start redecorating my new mansion with your entrails. Don't forget to grab your coats on the way out. It's chilly out there."
          Last edited by TheCountAlucard; 01-27-2019, 05:18 PM.

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          • This one's from years ago, but I like it:

            "-And that's how we got a sweet deal on a pair of mattresses and destroyed the world in the process."


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            • "'Tis the law of the forest; kill or be killed and have all your stuff taken."
              "Truer words were never spoken"

              "I'm going to win her over, one dead Faery at a time"

              "This isn't the first time that blond rug kept me from where I was trying to go."
              Last edited by Noodle; 02-03-2019, 01:38 AM.

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              • "Would you rather have the penises inside each other?"


                "Do we have a nice shrill horn so we can honk at people when we do fly-bys?"


                "I build the chemical fuck generator"


                *player makes farting noises*


                "fine, you'll handle Fire Lotus with battle-drinking"


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                • G- "Are you implying that I'm dirty?"
                  S- "No, you're clean.... I checked..."
                  G- "wat"
                  M- "Yep, you smell faintly of cinnamon"
                  G- "Wat"
                  S- "And then you get nutmeg undertones when you're a bit sweaty..."
                  G- "WAT"

                  "It shouldn't be too hard to find gravity's g-spot. I mean, it's right there in the front of the word"

                  "We pull out grubs and start eating them in front of the scalelord to gross her out."

                  "We are saving lives here, do you understand me?!"
                  "Of course! You don't need to worry, I already ate."

                  "Time to help John Carter of Mars kill Skeletor."
                  Last edited by Noodle; 02-10-2019, 02:34 AM.

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                  • Originally posted by Noodle View Post

                    "Time to help John Carter of Mars kill Skeletor."
                    Sums up Exalted nicely

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                    • "Come on guys... I don't want us lying ALL the time"

                      "The secret of our strength: bushes and goat-shepherds"

                      "We haven't set fire to anything yet, we haven't started any ways today - see, we've behaved"

                      "Yes! I'm not an idiot this round!"

                      "You mean, he needs to distract her so you can penetrate her from behind?"

                      "Send Admiral Sand a booty call"

                      "It would be fun to munk the not-munk in the rear" (translated into english, it loses a lot in translation - it wasn't meant in any sexual manner)

                      "I'll show upin a ballerina skirt"


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                      • "I didn't tell that nice Vneef lady that the dragons I'm bringing were hers. And dead."

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                        • I have lived my life upon my sword,
                          And I shall not fail thereat,
                          To burn your corpse upon a pyre,
                          Of the fire that you begat.

                          May you walk blind among the ash,
                          And scour your flesh with thorns!
                          A nameless prince of earth brought low,
                          In a nameless battle in the snow,
                          And spit your words of spite and woe,
                          To unforgiving kings.

                          I know not words of wisdom,
                          I have no home or hearth,
                          But I have a sword unbroken yet,
                          And a horn for those you fain forget,
                          A toast to the dead you owe a debt,
                          And you shall drink with me.


                          Currently writing for Heirs to the Shogunate.

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                          • "So you have Exotic Weapon Proficieny (Your own severed soul)?"


                            I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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                            • Originally posted by BjornTheFellhanded View Post
                              "So you have Exotic Weapon Proficieny (Your own severed soul)?"
                              that is the MOST abyssal thing ever


                              Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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