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  • “The Scarlet Empress at least had bde, this woman’s just high on imperialism.”


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    • And the gang is back at it again...

      P1: "So guys... do any of you have anything against genocide?"
      P2: "Is it a problem that I think its ok?"
      P1: "I still hold that I never signed anything saying that I'm against torture"
      P2: "We don't torture - we just find new ways to talk to people... and to make them talk back to us"


      P3: "Lazy spirits? That's a piercing"
      P2: "How do you give spirits piercings?"


      ST: "So, what are you lads going to do now? Or are you just going to sit around in vat complex touching yourselves and installing new charms?"
      P2: "....well, we do like touching ourselves and installing new charms"

      P2: "I promise you penis if you do as we say"

      P4; "These people look important, please sedate our warrior before hhe says something stupid"

      P2: "I think its the one that looks like a penis"


      P1: "We can circumsize [PC with App4] to ward off the fungus-zombies"

      ST: "You do realize that there's a charm that'll let you shoot a rocket-fist at people, right?
      P1: "Ya but chopping off my friend's limbs and throwing that at enemies is a much better psychological attack!"


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      • "Refusing to eat food that tries to eat you back? That's foodcist!"

        "We'll smuggle it inside [PC]'s cavernous butt"

        "Guys, how many holes can we work at the same time here?"



        Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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        • "Is this boat gluten-free?"

          "Don't you have something with a little more leg room than a tangerine?"

          "We've entered barrel-of-monkeys formation."


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          • Originally posted by Lanaya View Post

            "We've entered barrel-of-monkeys formation."
            sounds dangerously effective


            Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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            • “Is anyone else riding my gigantic worm?”


              “Make an Intelligence+Lore to know what a Porcupine is”


              “I almost died!”
              “What was that?”
              [Scared Platypus Noises]


              Sinewy men with bows of yew.
              Firing their arrows through and through.
              Drifting around in his airy trance.
              Kharas survives, but shits his pants.


              “Haha, I knew you'd ride my worm.”


              “They can't survive being penetrated as much as you can, Kharas.”


              “Rakis will travel behind and rely solely on the light of the cat.”

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