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  • “The Scarlet Empress at least had bde, this woman’s just high on imperialism.”


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    • And the gang is back at it again...

      P1: "So guys... do any of you have anything against genocide?"
      P2: "Is it a problem that I think its ok?"
      P1: "I still hold that I never signed anything saying that I'm against torture"
      P2: "We don't torture - we just find new ways to talk to people... and to make them talk back to us"


      P3: "Lazy spirits? That's a piercing"
      P2: "How do you give spirits piercings?"


      ST: "So, what are you lads going to do now? Or are you just going to sit around in vat complex touching yourselves and installing new charms?"
      P2: "....well, we do like touching ourselves and installing new charms"

      P2: "I promise you penis if you do as we say"

      P4; "These people look important, please sedate our warrior before hhe says something stupid"

      P2: "I think its the one that looks like a penis"


      P1: "We can circumsize [PC with App4] to ward off the fungus-zombies"

      ST: "You do realize that there's a charm that'll let you shoot a rocket-fist at people, right?
      P1: "Ya but chopping off my friend's limbs and throwing that at enemies is a much better psychological attack!"


      Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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      • "Refusing to eat food that tries to eat you back? That's foodcist!"

        "We'll smuggle it inside [PC]'s cavernous butt"

        "Guys, how many holes can we work at the same time here?"



        Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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        • "Is this boat gluten-free?"

          "Don't you have something with a little more leg room than a tangerine?"

          "We've entered barrel-of-monkeys formation."


          My homebrew: Abyssals, Infernals, Dragon Kings, martial arts.

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          • Originally posted by Lanaya View Post

            "We've entered barrel-of-monkeys formation."
            sounds dangerously effective


            Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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            • “Is anyone else riding my gigantic worm?”


              “Make an Intelligence+Lore to know what a Porcupine is”


              “I almost died!”
              “What was that?”
              [Scared Platypus Noises]


              Sinewy men with bows of yew.
              Firing their arrows through and through.
              Drifting around in his airy trance.
              Kharas survives, but shits his pants.


              “Haha, I knew you'd ride my worm.”


              “They can't survive being penetrated as much as you can, Kharas.”


              “Rakis will travel behind and rely solely on the light of the cat.”

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              • “We are not subverting the Realm through Dubstep. The Unconquered Sun would never forgive us.”

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                • “I'm going to sneak up--”
                  “Your anima is glowing, you can't stealth here.”


                  “Anyone one else want a piece of this?”
                  “Eh, the cat's got it.”


                  “With enough lubrication, Wormsworth can fit anywhere.”


                  ““Start at the toes, work my way up,” the name of Kharas' sex tape.”

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                  • And we're back again:

                    "I roll seduction against Nexus"

                    "Why ask for information? It makes so much more difficult to excuse acting like idiots!?"

                    Said OOC: "I was inspired at a metal concert for a new title for my character: Twisted Fister"

                    "The door reveals a wooden arm and slaps you"

                    "Autochton is like, a god... planet and thing - Look, someone took drugs ok"

                    "I had a great idea - lets make a suicide-cult... not where we kill ourselves, but trick other people into killing themselves""
                    "I don't want to know why... but why?"
                    "Because we can"
                    "And what do you want to achieve by this?"
                    "The lulz?"

                    "Your d is too small"

                    p1: "I attack the language barrier"
                    ST: "You don't know the right sidereal martial art for that"

                    "I pick up P2's character and call him Bent"

                    "You make the bill&ted guitar solo as you introduce yourself, but you lack the charm to make the riff sound appear"

                    "I have stood and picked my nose, not listening"

                    "A mind-spike is an important part of the dating experience"

                    "More orichalcum! MORE!"

                    p2: "I think its a bad idea to fight them"
                    p1: "I haven't hit them yet..."

                    "Hey, for once it wasn't me who came with the violent solution!"

                    "You just make your fist spin while they sit on your arm"

                    "You could pierce them all together and then deliver them to the local police"

                    "Can't we just find the bandits, instead of talking about how to kill me?"

                    "You're arrested for mind-control!"
                    Last edited by webkilla; 07-02-2019, 04:37 PM.


                    Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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                    • Robin sometimes wished that Invisible Horse Princess had any other mode than 'creepy, but civil' and 'murderously casual'.

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                      • Originally posted by Sasha View Post
                        Robin sometimes wished that Invisible Horse Princess had any other mode than 'creepy, but civil' and 'murderously casual'.

                        isn't that the default mode of pretty much all Exalted characters?


                        Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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                        • Player: “Also, if we were on the other side of this interaction I think I'd be really worried about [NPC] being a Sidereal right now.”
                          ST: “Speaking of that... [Informs us of said NPC using what’s almost definitely Avoiding the Truth Technique].”

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                          • "This isn't peeing into someone's shoes, kiddo. This is the big leagues."


                            I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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                            • Originally posted by BjornTheFellhanded View Post
                              "This isn't peeing into someone's shoes, kiddo. This is the big leagues."

                              was it to show dominance?


                              Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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                              • "For the last time, no, I don't know how to pick a lock or how to make a disguise! Just because I'm a water aspect doesn't mean I'm a criminal. Honestly, it's pretty aspectist of you to assume I would be."


                                Are you in the market for some Martial Arts? Perhaps some custom Artifacts for your campaign?

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