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  • "Swell guy, that Emissary. I hear he even volunteers at soup kitchens on weekends. You know, helping to cook, serving the food, and poisoning poor people that have broken Nexus law."

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    • (A crowd assembles outside with weapons and torches)

      ​Axiom: "That's my cue to leave."

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      Robin: "The Hooded Executioners gonna burn down your house, because they said you killed Councilor Brueghel. Might want to get over here before that happens."

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      Carter: "That face you threw in the fire... that was from someone you murdered, wasn't it?"
      ​Axiom: "So what if it was?"
      ​Carter: "I don't like to see people die."
      Axiom: "You chose a pretty shitty place to live."

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      (The doorbell rings)
      Carter: "What do you think that is?"
      Kithri: "I have no idea."
      ​Robin: "Business. Friends. Preachers. It could be any of them."

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      Invisible Horse Princess: "I feel like I've been hogging all the killing."
      Weighted Scarf: "Oh, no, I couldn't. I don't suppose you'd understand. I'm a watcher, not a doer. I could never... but then again, it's not murder, if it's already dead, is it?"

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      Invisible Horse Princess: "Is murder not actually all that tasty? Or do you just get tired of eating the same thing all the time? I'll admit I don't fully understand the details of your diet. You're not allergic to any types of murder, are you? Or gluten? I'm not sure this steakhouse does the whole gluten-free thing."
      Weighted Scarf: "Murder can be sinfully delicious, but like all repast, you find that variety is the spice of life. Someone stabbing a man who was rude to him... is somewhat like a potato. An unseasoned potato. But draining a man's blood and replacing it with wine, it's a whole other experience."






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      • Originally posted by webkilla View Post


        was it to show dominance?
        No, it was an earlier, rookie assignment for that agent.


        I thank the Devs for the great game of Exalted!

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        • I love my gaming group and I have never resented them for not being willing to play Exalted... apart from when I read this thread.


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          • "T. Rexes double 7s when searching for blueberries."


            Abyssals: Whom Death Has Called, a PEACH-as-heck attempt to make an Abyssal 3E holdover.

            Where I try to make Artifacts. When I finish them I'll probably post them in the Artifact Workshop thread so people can help me hammer them into shape.

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            • "I will give people crabs and gonorrhea with my spit; like a dilophosaurus for STDs."

              "We can't set them all on fire! You only talked to one guy!"
              "You don't understand! He was a real dick!"

              "Pssst. Hey, kid. How do you feel about dying in fire?"

              "Ah, I forgot entirely about that. That. That is an outstanding ass right there."

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              • Originally posted by Dietaku View Post

                "Ah, I forgot entirely about that. That. That is an outstanding ass right there."
                Was it the ass of Captain Realm, the ass of the realm?


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                • webkilla Sadly, no. It was an off-hand quip I made while STing. I was flipping through Scroll of Glorious Divinity 2 looking for the stats of the Teojuza when I found the picture of a young lady wearing one of the Living Armors, (On page 88 if you're curious) and remarked that off-handedly as she is very lovely. My players, cheeky as they are wont to be, demanded I add it to my list of funny OoC comments I make every session.

                  If it makes you feel better, one of our PCs is a Changing Moon Lunar with a body leotard, not akin to Lancer in Fate/Stay Night, so we do have a fellow with quite the fine ass, too.

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                  • Robin: I'd love to oath that but it cause her to show her caste mark so no.

                    ST: And you could still just shake on it like a person, without placing a magical oath under the eyes of Heaven over both participants.

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                    Thalevar: Brueghel was there, and he was dead. The entire top of his head had exploded.
                    ​Kithri: Hmm... that does actually sound like IHP.
                    ST: Maybe she did it while sleepwalking?
                    IHP: Yeah, I'll admit, the MO fits Princess.
                    Last edited by TheCountAlucard; 07-21-2019, 03:13 PM.

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                    • Originally posted by TheCountAlucard View Post
                      Thalevar: Brueghel was there, and he was dead. The entire top of his head had exploded.
                      ​Kithri: Hmm... that does actually sound like IHP.
                      ST: Maybe she did it while sleepwalking?
                      IHP: Yeah, I'll admit, the MO fits Princess.
                      I'm still not convinced she didn't do it, and I play her!

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                      • <looks at the lunar, then goes to the zenith>
                        "How do I do it?"

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                        • Originally posted by Sith_Happens View Post
                          Player: “Also, if we were on the other side of this interaction I think I'd be really worried about [NPC] being a Sidereal right now.”
                          ST: “Speaking of that... [Informs us of said NPC using what’s almost definitely Avoiding the Truth Technique].”
                          Hectare: "This ship won't sink on my watch!" (Caste mark begins to glow)

                          Flit: "How many demons, glowing gods, and monsters are on this ship?" (to Father Salt) "I don't suppose you're a thousands-years-old martial arts master, are you?"

                          Father Salt: (shakes his head slowly)

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                          • Monk: "How dare you [Burger Maven Lunar], meat steals your soul!"
                            DB: *glances to monk 2*
                            Monk 2: "No, it's just against our oaths, he's an idiot."

                            (technically this one's a hypothetical in our Discord server but I want this to happen at some point now)


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                            • “Y'see Kharas, that's what I'm always saying, you never give a gift to a horse in the mouth.”


                              “I can't be an animal this whole session. This whole not being able to talk is becoming really inconvenient.”


                              “I need to pull a Rakis, and someone has to!”


                              “So, anyways, there's a giant white thing with two of your comrades and a dapper man with a simhata are beating.”


                              “That giant white thing is really giving Zatch a pounding!”

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                              • ST: "You see the gang members run into a building with a very sturdy door - what do you do?"
                                P1: "Eat the door and chalk it up to cultural differences"


                                P2: "I'm allowed to say at least once intelligent thing per day"


                                P2: "I throw myself at the bad guys"
                                ST: "What is your self-yeeting stat?"


                                P2: "Ya we can probably get out of whatever it is we're being lured into"


                                A player has been clubbed by corrupt cops and tossed through a door - an ooc convo followed:
                                P1: "Is my butt sore?"
                                ST: "yes, and all the rest of you too"
                                P1: "Then I was raped!"
                                P2: "but you like that"
                                P1: "It was self-inflicted"
                                St: "...how?"
                                P2: "split personality masturbation"


                                P1: "I hug him a little too long, so it becomes awkward"


                                P2: "is there any furniture around of organic materials?"
                                St: "chairs of wood?"
                                p2: "I eat them"
                                st: "But there are servants with food milling about"
                                p2: "Canibalism? eww"
                                Last edited by webkilla; 08-06-2019, 03:22 PM.


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