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  • "Is diving into our Lunar's rectum a Ride speciality or should we homebrew a separate Anal Spelunking ability?"
    "Hey, we could base it on crafting system!"

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    • Originally posted by Taleksi View Post
      "Is diving into our Lunar's rectum a Ride speciality or should we homebrew a separate Anal Spelunking ability?"
      "Hey, we could base it on crafting system!"

      120% WHAT?


      Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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      • webkilla Our circle was fleeing a powerful demon on our Lunar, who as in a form of a legendary sized pterodactyl. Our bow-wielding Zenith wanted a better vantage point to harry the demon which... lead to this conversation. (Basing new sub-systems on crafting rules is an inside joke in our group.)

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        • “Look, I’m just saying. Halta definitely has at least one rapping bat.”

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          • “Sorry, we couldn't find any virgins. Zatch was busy”


            “You have a conversation with geometry?”
            “Oh, yes, how else can I have a meaningful conversation?”
            “Makes sense.”

            Pyramid Man, Pyramid Man
            Zatch was found outside in the pyramid, man
            What's he like? S'not important
            Pyramid Man


            “Sometimes you just have to pick up the pickaxe.”


            “I'll wager my debauchery. “
            “Sir, the establishment doesn't deal in amounts that high.”


            “If I lose my smug sense of superiority, then I'll have to rely on my natural superiority.”

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            • Originally posted by Dietaku View Post
              “Sorry, we couldn't find any virgins. Zatch was busy”


              “You have a conversation with geometry?”
              “Oh, yes, how else can I have a meaningful conversation?”
              “Makes sense.”

              Pyramid Man, Pyramid Man
              Zatch was found outside in the pyramid, man
              What's he like? S'not important
              Pyramid Man


              “Sometimes you just have to pick up the pickaxe.”


              “I'll wager my debauchery. “
              “Sir, the establishment doesn't deal in amounts that high.”


              “If I lose my smug sense of superiority, then I'll have to rely on my natural superiority.”

              Sounds like someone has been gambling personality traits with plentimon


              Malfeas F'Tagn - go check out my epic MLP/Exalted crossover "The Scroll of Exalted ponies" @ Fimfiction

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              • webkilla We actually were gambling a high-level Sidereal who used the capstone of Border of Kaleidoscopic Logic, forming a dojo-casino. it led to some rather interesting moments, like our Twilight Caste joining a game of poker where he didn't even know the rules and had to rely on Yugioh-level cheating to win, the Night-Caste going into a Kaiji-level death game to survive as the player didn't understand any of the given games, and the Changing Moon bluffing his way to victory using the power of self-esteem.

                Needless to say, it was pretty wild.

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                • Lyse of the Chisel and Hammer: "And what manner of trap would you have me build?"
                  Invisible Horse Princess: "I've always been partial to giant boulders and pitfalls with spikes at the bottom myself."
                  Lyse: "You'd have to supply the boulders."
                  IHP: "I've got a good boulder guy."

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                  • Hearing the almost unintelligible voice of Christian Bale, [IHP] realizes that [Knight Raiton] has arrived at the scene of the crime and has her steed quicken his pace.
                    This should be fun!

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                    Knight Raiton: (rolls 15 successes on a Case Scene roll)

                    Knight Raiton's Player: "I think I solved the case."

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                    Lyse: "And who the hell are supposed to be? An actor who lost their stage?"

                    IHP: (Appearing behind Lyse) "Nah, that's just Knight Raiton. Sup, KR?"

                    Lyse: "Oh, good, another one."

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                    Lyse: "Odder than someone claiming themselves to be a wanted murderer at a crime scene."

                    IHP: "I don't claim to be a wanted murderer. I'm a murderer regardless of whether it's wanted or not."

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                    Lyse: (to the rabbit) "Head on home, I'll be there soon."

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                    Lyse's Player: "Apparently KR wants me to build a Scooby Doo level of trap."

                    IHP's Player: "Can you not do that? ...what's the point of being a Lunar crafter?"

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                    Lyse: "And what manner of bait would you use? I doubt a person of desirable position would willing agree to 'stand on big X and wait to die.'"

                    IHP: "I'll do it. I wasn't busy tonight anyway."

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                    KR's Player: "Knight Raiton is not one to simply hide bodies."

                    Knight Raiton: "This is how we get hungry ghosts!"

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                    KR's Player: "The Council of Entities has, of course, labeled the theory as a thought-crime."

                    IHP: "The nerdiest kind of crime there is."

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                    And, just to show that it's not all silliness with IHP, here's her three-point stunt from the session...

                    Princess sits in her quarters in the Temple of Gaia, eyes closed and jaw set as she concentrates on the task before her. She lifts her hand, bringing with it the strands of living shadow-stuff she clipped from her trusty familiar's mane.
                    The material is not shadow, not entirely at least. One cannot feel shadow as one feels Shadowmane's hair, but what other substance so completely lacks color, merely darkening that which is on the other side of it? None that Princess has ever heard of, despite extensive research and firsthand experience with the denizens of the Underworld and other spirits.
                    Though she cannot count on being able to follow in the footsteps of others to accomplish her task, there is something the Invisible Horse Princess has that no other could hope to replicate: her connection to Shadowmane. Since the day she was Chosen her friend has been by her side. They have been through countless battles, shared happiness and sadness both, and not once forsaken each other.
                    Shadowmane is her companion, in the truest sense of the word.
                    Princess uses this bond now as she imposes her will on the shadow-stuff she holds before her. Sorcerous Essence flows through her body and focuses in her outstretched hand, but more than that, emotion, raw and powerful, courses through her very soul. It is with an effort of great will that she pushes this emotion out through her fingertips and into the shadow-stuff.
                    A connection is formed. Princess is always able to feel her connection to Shadowmane, but once separated from him, she felt no such connection to it. But the sample she holds in her hand is different now. She can feel it with her soul.
                    Princess flexes her fingers slightly and allows herself a triumphant grin as the shadow-stuff twists and shapes itself to her will...
                    Last edited by TheCountAlucard; 08-12-2019, 03:14 AM.

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                    • P1: "We can send him to the incest-frog!"

                      ST: "She's only into the undead"
                      P1: "I can disguise myself as a zombie"
                      ST: "but that means you can't get an erection"
                      P1: "Fuck"

                      ST: "Wait... that would make you an invisible ninja who can make it look like other people are farting"

                      P1: "We need to agree on what style of catgirl for domestic ownership we need to make. Paws, yes or no?"
                      p2: "Depends on what the lunar says"
                      p1: "We just need tail and ears... yes!"

                      p2: "They have one boob, instead of two"

                      p3: "As long as its a mortal, then they might not get a choice - we'll chose for him... with mind-control"

                      p1: "When you get the charm that lets you customize your anima, then I'll let you make it into wings of dicks"

                      p1: "I get sand in my va-... no wait, I'm not a woman right now"

                      p3: "If he sleeps he can't say no"
                      p1: "then we rape him"
                      p3: "I didn't specify what he wouldn't be able to say no to"
                      Last edited by webkilla; 08-18-2019, 06:53 PM.


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                      • Not exactly a quote, but we joked about dropped dice being Limit rolls. We'd never - not - be in Limit Break.


                        Check out Momentum Exalted!

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                        • "I'm not going to question why you have a specialty in 'When Tied Up'."


                          Disclaimer: I'll huff, grump, and defend my position, but if you're having fun I'll never say you're doing it wrong.

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                          • "...I guess you can just go home?" Princess says uncertainly, looking at the others for confirmation. "Unless you feel like meeting a goddess of craftsmanship." She tilts her head in consideration. "And maybe dangling her from a rooftop."

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                            • P1: "I want to snap off his fingers and stuff bit by bit, feed him to the hungry ghosts"
                              P2: "Why not just toss him to the ghosts and be done with it?"
                              P1: "I'm feeling communistic - I want to share equally"

                              p2: "When we make our brothel, can we have part of it in the underworld so we can bang ghosts?"

                              p3: "I would grab him by the junk, but that's too small a target"



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                              • "Lucky for us, [Day]'s kneejerk reaction to diplomacy is stabbing."

                                "Victory through loaded dice, as is Sidereal tradition!"

                                "Oh wait hmm I was planning out a cool response to the Queen and then I remembered I still can't understand a word she's saying. Really need to buy that language dot at some point."

                                "Reveals of [Day]'s emotional state and unreliable narratorness are worth stunt points."

                                ST: "[Dawn]'s strike goes through, but..."
                                Player: "...but the queen somehow pulls +7 Parry out of somewhere?"
                                Virtuous Guardian of Flame: *appears*
                                Player: "So I was almost right."

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