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  • P1: "You are by far the most incompetent person to ever succeed at that"

    P1: "I look at the local birds"
    P2: "Don't pull another Great Forks"
    P1: "ok..."
    p2: *breaks out straight jacket*

    ST: "The fire elemental is so frightened by that word that it extinguishes"

    P3: "We'll kidnap the frog king, rip his leg off and feed him to our friend the all-consuming monster?"

    P1: "I shapeshift, ouch it hurts, I put needles in myself"



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    • Finally back in action:


      ST: "Look, you guys going shopping doesn't have to mean you end up leveling the place"
      Players: *nervous laughter*
      P1: "When we do end up leveling the place, I want to quote you on that"

      p2: "I go *flop flop flop* martial arts form stance!"
      ST: "The solar is not impressed"

      P2: "I throw [player 3's character] out the window as a distraction"



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      • "So, do you like collecting... trash?"

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        • ST: "So, how do you want to demarkate this new border for the people you've freed?"
          P1: "Lets go full Vlad the Impaler?"
          P2: "...and who do you want to impale?"
          P1: "the people we've freed?"

          P2: "He can be the first lunar to bang a whole city"
          P1: "Just tell him he can open up a sewer and shag a man-hole... a hole is a hole right?"

          P2: "Its not hashish - its just... 421, just chill"

          p1: "we should have cut down the trees in the shape of a giant penis"
          p2: "Yes, I can see what you're getting what, that's where we went wrong"

          p2: "he can suck my jungle"

          P2: "I try to seduce the wind elementals and get them worship the divine source of

          ST: The giant winged serpent writhes in pain and screams "You shot me in the balls, have you no shame?"

          p2: "Should I stop the hostage-takers.... or should I just kill their hostages so they don't have any bargaining chips"
          p3: "You could just drug them, make them fall asleep"
          P2: "brilliant, I solve this with more drugs"

          ST: "Your karen-fu is strong"


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          • Melody: I hate Roll20.
            *Rolls*
            Melody: Seventeen successes. I love Roll20.

            Other gems:


            Reya: I go to wherever Octavian isn't.

            Ganan: Hold on... that's illegal!

            Ganan: You’re just going to have to spend the night with your wife.
            Terel (NPC): Noooooo!

            Melody: Well... one out of four isn't bad?

            Melody: You stabbed him in the spear arm! Yes, he yields!

            Melody: You both have terrible taste in men.

            Oban (NPC): We leave on the morrow.
            Reya: I'm not fooling for that one again: do you mean you're leaving tomorrow, or you're leaving on some kind of First Age warship called "The Morrow"?

            Ganan: We pack traveling supplies.
            ST: Which you steal from the towns-people?
            Reya: No, we steal them from Aunt Bekara.
            Melody: D'uh. Keep up.

            Ganan: I aim at the back of her head and say "Just say the word..."


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            • “The egg didn't have much to say. Perhaps it was just as shocked as she was.”

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              • st: "You could make them fear you?"
                p1: "I can make them horny"
                st: "You could make them fearfully horny?"
                p1: "No, I make them depressed and woefully sad over having taken a Karen hostage"

                st: "so can do [X Y Z charm reference stuff]"
                p2: "So... exploding baby charm?"
                st: "...what?
                p1: "I paid more attention to the breast gun charm"
                st: "oh gods wat"



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                • ST: "A shin can be quite brutal in the groin"
                  P1: "Don't kinkshame"

                  P1: "I kick him in balls to show no hard feelings"

                  p2: "we could enter the manse fortress by doing a 9/11"


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                  • ST: "Ok, we're back at the point where I think I should stop asking you to roll dice, because you always get at least six or more successes than you actually need to pass your rolls"

                    P1: "pocket clay!"

                    ST: "You didn't bring any dungeuneering equipment?"
                    P2: "We are the party that does everything wrong on purpose"

                    p1: "So... this all went badly because of the sex dungeon"


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                    • ST: By the time she finishes, Avery is serving dinner, a creamy squash soup made with mushrooms, shrimp, and chunky chicken broth, served over jasmine rice, with a small bowl of chopped chilies in sauce on the side.
                      Robin's Player: Oh Avery you spoil Robin so.
                      ST: It's a Lookshy-Nexus fusion dish!


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                      • "Ah yes, the perennial Twilight problem.

                        You go to make your grandma shoe soles a little thicker so that she can go on the porch easier but you accidentally create an orbital lift with climate control so she can get to any height with five star comfort.
                        And in a thousand years there is a whole city around this place with an economy based around launching grandmothers with useful pay-loads into the stratosphere.

                        And that's how we live."
                        Last edited by Altasaire; 12-18-2020, 11:05 AM.

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                        • Best line:

                          Ganan: When are we going to be there?
                          Melody: Couple of hundred miles. Plus we gotta kill that sorcerer: I hope it's Ragara.

                          Other gems:

                          Melody: Wait... that's the crib from the Mandalorian.

                          Ganan: First mortals with no Exalted, now Exalted with no soldiers.
                          Melody: Uh... we don't travel with mortal soldiers.
                          Ganan: Good point. If we die, I am going to look foolish.

                          Cathak NPC: LEKAI!
                          Melody: Who's Lekai?
                          Reya: I'm guessing it's the NPC we just murdered.

                          Reya: It's Chejak Kejop!
                          ST: Did you... was that? Was that intentional?

                          Melody: A WIP? What the hell is that?

                          Ganan: Who are these old people?

                          ST: Jesus Christ! That's going straight onto the Out of Context Quotes thread.
                          Melody OOC: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

                          Reya: Sextus Jylis, how bad is Aharon in bed?

                          Reya: Your face is wet.
                          Last edited by JohnDoe244; 12-19-2020, 06:30 PM.


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                          • “The difference between Athletics and Thrown is the difference between Yeet and Kobe”

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                            • P1: "I am surprisingly good at convincing people to kill themselves"

                              P2: "Tell the fair folk that my soul isn't vegan"

                              ST: "I get it, you have 0 dots in bureaucracy, because that is a terrible business plan..."
                              p1: "It'll mean no unhappy costumers"

                              ST: "You have to order him to become an otaku shut-in to do that"

                              p2: "First send an eye up the butthole"

                              p2: "Stack the poo for writing"
                              p3: "no..."


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                              • ST: "Ok, yall fucked up, i'mma break out my Exalted random encounter table now... ya'll gonna enter some kind of magical realm now"

                                P1: "I bite the windowsill"

                                P1: "I pull P2's character out of the teahouse by the legs"
                                P2: "I let him drag me, my arms crossed and scowling"

                                p2: "we load the manse up on his back, and foodprocess all the people inside the manse"

                                P3: "I heard alabama sounds in the manse"

                                p1: "He could spend the time stacking shit"


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