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  • P1: "I am a slot slut, don't kinkshame"


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    • and we're back again:

      P1: "I don't need high intelligence to chew on window-sills"

      ST: "Yall notice that [P2's character] stops grabbing your asses after a week"
      P2: "I'm just trying to be accomodating"
      P3: "Three words: Torroidal Shockwave Catalyst"
      P2: "That's more over in 'anal destruction' category"
      p3: "Its in the fuck off category"


      ST: "You roll up your sleeves, T-pose and dump sludge from your armpits"
      P1: "Can I spin around so it splashes everywhere?"





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      • Got to play last night instead of ST. To blow my own horn:

        Me: You can't trust her! She was working for Ragara! ... Also... isn't she dead? I thought she was dead.


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        • P1: "I missed something here - I just joined this conversation, and someone talked about exterminatus"



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          • p1: "The way you said that sounded... sleasy"
            St: "I was just trying to emulate [player] correctly"
            p1: "checks out"

            st: "If you do that, the rest of the circle wil suffer that too"
            p1: "That sounds like its not my problem"

            p2: "Finally, a stealth roll I wont auto-fail"
            st: "You roll so well you turn invisible"

            p1: "didn't he have a suppressed fetish for... vegetables?"
            p2: "No..."
            p3: "wasn't it CBT?"
            p2: "NO!"

            P1: "Its as if solving a problem quickly and efficiently is a good thing"
            st: "You make that sound like something you've never done before"
            p2: "Well..."

            p2: "I think he's starting to insult us"
            p1: "I don't think he's ever met the real us"
            p2: "we drank and stabbed ourselves with him"
            p1: "Ah, so he's met the real us"

            p1: "Nerve gas, lots of it"
            p3: "Can we please try to have some survivors?"
            p1: "No"

            p1: "when fighting [player], the trick is not to get hit"
            st: "That is the usual strategy for everyone..."


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            • p1: "Can I get a note that I read a faded old realm inscription by licking on it?"
              st: "I'd rather not"

              p2: "don't call it 'Conjure up his thing', that sounds sexual"
              p3: "Ya, you don't conjure it up - you whip it out"

              st: "and what immaculate order are you from good monk?"
              p3: "The order of Diesel and Tar. Now you go into horny jail!"



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              • Gladiator: "...I hate caring about strangers."


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                • Innkeeper's daughter: "So, you're a drowner, too?"
                  MC's student: "I'm a uh... novice drowner."

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                  • Lady Magnificent: Favorite brother? After that kiss? Must be Dynasts!

                    Jin: That's literally the longest I've ever heard Ganan talk for.

                    Ganan: Your kingdom? All I see is corpses and Cynis banners!

                    Melody: Ha! Reya’s sugar-baby is OLDER than you!

                    Melody: Wait... that means Oka is your uncle!?
                    Ganan: No it doesn't.

                    Jin: It's okay, they can still bang.
                    Ganan: I have no interest in banging an Anathema.

                    [Edit]

                    FML, the only quotes I can remember are all either from my character or about my character. I am an awful human being.


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