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  • Wise Old Guru
    started a topic The Out-of-Context Game Quotes Thread

    The Out-of-Context Game Quotes Thread

    My friends and I have taken to writing down things that get said in game, for later amusement. Out of context game quotes are often delighful, at least to me. Rules of this thread: no context. If you have to explain that you were all in the middle of storming the Mask of Winters' palace and there was a love triangle between three PCs and someone made a hilariously topical remark...I don't wanna hear it. I mean, I want to hear the remark. But not, y'know, the context. Also, it has to be something a player or a GM actually said in a game of Exalted (or typed, I guess), no one-author fiction pieces allowed. So here goes:

    1. "That's why I have the good kind of 'you never existed' magic." -PC

    2. "We need to get some pigs for this hangover cure." -PC

    3. "Why are you both carrying...meat...together." - PC

    4. "I have a magical talking crotch." -PC

    5. "He is to priests what Billy Bob Thornton is to Santas." -One of my favorite STs.

    6. "Making strange pounding and buzzing noises with his cheeks, Resplendent Beats stands on his hands and spins on his head, his orichalcum boots flashing faster and faster until they form a blazing circle, shaping the symbol of the Unconquered Sun." -Another of my favorite STs

    7. "Again?! What do you have against trees, anyway?" -PC

  • Knurlurzhad
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    "I'm gonna murder-snuggle them" -The Brawl Favored Night Caste

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  • webkilla
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    Originally posted by BrilliantRain View Post
    The Dawn can sense NPC's breathing coming from the far side of the Twilight's growing erection.

    that... doesn't sound like a quote - but what the hell

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  • BrilliantRain
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    The Dawn can sense NPC's breathing coming from the far side of the Twilight's growing erection.

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  • Dietaku
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    "I'm playing the game. I'll eat your fingers when you're dead."

    "Hooray, Mathematics is saved!"

    "I don't care if I need to lose an arm, give me your babies!"

    "....And then , recognizing me as a man of the world, they made me their chief."

    "Ugh, this is going to be just like Angelo, except our Josuke is Maxwell."
    "WHOOPIE!"

    "You should be careful about what you stick in your mouth in the Wyld."
    Last edited by Dietaku; Yesterday, 11:51 PM.

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  • Sith_Happens
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    “Damn Sidereals and their incessant shipping...”

    “You know you’re a Full Moon when you’re too impatient to defend against ‘Can you prove you’re not a Lunar?’”
    Last edited by Sith_Happens; 12-05-2018, 04:24 AM.

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  • webkilla
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    And we're off to a good start:

    P1: "I want a boat that jumps"

    P2: "No"

    P3: "Can we have a brothel on the boat?"

    P1: "Yes!"

    P2: ...



    "Sorry I don't have a smell fetish"

    "I dont always display my body - even though with appearance 5 its always shirtless o' clock"

    "Hold up, that was a case of yes, yes, yes... no" (this was said MANY TIMES... sadly)

    "I haven't eaten anyone yet"

    "He is now a creep-clops"

    "I stunt my dance by flailing around like a spastic"

    "I pretend I'm in a really awesome bondage porn movie"

    "No I'm not singing Manowar's Pleasure Slave to the old lady"

    "If I can't kill tings I eat things"

    P3: "P1 has found a whole playlist of songs for me to sing to seduce the old woman"

    "I communicate the prisoner transfer by groping P2 in the groin"

    "Essence sight or Essence smell?"

    "We need to get to Autochton and set up a heavy-metal brothel"

    "I thought it was him (other player) who was supposed to be a creep"

    "What kind of bugs would they use for dwarf tossing"

    "No that's not exile, that's murder"
    Last edited by webkilla; 12-05-2018, 10:01 AM.

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  • Dietaku
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    "Aaaaaaaaaaw!" said the Sirens
    "Did you just bring my marine skill into question?"
    "No, Man-flesh is delicious."

    "Well, Gentlemen,I just....yeah."
    "What was that?"
    "I was bestowing information upon you all!"

    "Sho, he was like Volkenstein, but he was competent...and not drunk."
    "So, he wasn't anything like Volkenstein."

    "You dodged the entire ocean. Welcome to Exalted."

    "... All my life I have been searching for thee, Endless ocean of Booze...."

    "I will teach him how to cat!"
    "Also, horse."
    Last edited by Dietaku; 12-02-2018, 01:46 AM.

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  • webkilla
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    As said by a player: "Ok we're not using porn videos for our stunts"

    "Before I do anything that's unnecessary and fucked up, I need to ask you guys for permission"

    "social attack via hypno-tits is a tried and true tactic"

    "I lie my way to telling the truth"

    "Let me look up at a list of the worst boyband names to find out what we should call ourselves"

    "Stop stuffing your shirt" (as said in response to a player doing so IRL)

    "He eats children - that's all I got from that conversation"

    "We need a plan to sacrifice him, before I'll bother mind-controlling him"

    "We did we fuck things up so badly? I like it"

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  • HalfTangible
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    Originally posted by webkilla View Post


    Well ya - though it still made sense, sort of.

    Remember: In 2.5 there's a classic bit of sorcery that lets a sorcerer enchant a coin so they can see and hear through it - to spy on people. My players had just discovered that the pouch of silver dinars they had gotten from a sorceress buddy of their had been thusly enchanted... and they had though her a friend.

    The players banter over what to do produced this gem of a quote
    Ah. Didn't know that.

    I need to play more of this game.

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  • webkilla
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    Originally posted by TheCountAlucard View Post
    No, it let the sorcerer create one coin of an unnamed black material - to spy on people.

    fair nuf - shouldn't be too difficult to make that look like a normal silver dinar

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  • TheCountAlucard
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    Originally posted by webkilla View Post
    Remember: In 2.5 there's a classic bit of sorcery that lets a sorcerer enchant a coin so they can see and hear through it - to spy on people.
    No, it let the sorcerer create one coin of an unnamed black material - to spy on people.

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  • Dietaku
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    "I will skip merrily through the alligators with a twinkle in my eye and hope in my heart!"

    "I will use clarity of mind and swoon my way through the pendulum striking dummy trap."
    "Wait, did you just say swoon?"
    "Yes."
    "Oh, I DO DECLARE!"

    "You dodge all the piles of Malfean Flatulence."
    "Feculuence."
    "That, too."

    "I've been inspired by our exploits with Alligators, Volkenstein! Taste my Alligator POWER!"
    "Bored cheering rings out."

    "You must pray to me, your god!"
    "Valentinian, do you want me to pray to you that badly?"
    "Hold on, let me wear my hat and monocle."
    "Wait, Valentinian can't use her powers. She's a false god! However, Maxwell isn't!"
    "Oooooooooooh, NOOOOOOOOOO."
    Last edited by Dietaku; 11-25-2018, 02:30 AM.

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  • webkilla
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    Originally posted by HalfTangible View Post

    ... is this said sarcastically? Cuz it reads like it.

    Well ya - though it still made sense, sort of.

    Remember: In 2.5 there's a classic bit of sorcery that lets a sorcerer enchant a coin so they can see and hear through it - to spy on people. My players had just discovered that the pouch of silver dinars they had gotten from a sorceress buddy of their had been thusly enchanted... and they had though her a friend.

    The players banter over what to do produced this gem of a quote

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  • HalfTangible
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    Originally posted by webkilla View Post
    "Yes, jam the coin up your butt - that will make the sorceress like you"
    ... is this said sarcastically? Cuz it reads like it.

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