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  • Wise Old Guru
    started a topic The Out-of-Context Game Quotes Thread

    The Out-of-Context Game Quotes Thread

    My friends and I have taken to writing down things that get said in game, for later amusement. Out of context game quotes are often delighful, at least to me. Rules of this thread: no context. If you have to explain that you were all in the middle of storming the Mask of Winters' palace and there was a love triangle between three PCs and someone made a hilariously topical remark...I don't wanna hear it. I mean, I want to hear the remark. But not, y'know, the context. Also, it has to be something a player or a GM actually said in a game of Exalted (or typed, I guess), no one-author fiction pieces allowed. So here goes:

    1. "That's why I have the good kind of 'you never existed' magic." -PC

    2. "We need to get some pigs for this hangover cure." -PC

    3. "Why are you both carrying...meat...together." - PC

    4. "I have a magical talking crotch." -PC

    5. "He is to priests what Billy Bob Thornton is to Santas." -One of my favorite STs.

    6. "Making strange pounding and buzzing noises with his cheeks, Resplendent Beats stands on his hands and spins on his head, his orichalcum boots flashing faster and faster until they form a blazing circle, shaping the symbol of the Unconquered Sun." -Another of my favorite STs

    7. "Again?! What do you have against trees, anyway?" -PC

  • Dietaku
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    "It seems he can't control his tentacles well."

    "I've seen enough Lookshan woodcut art to know where THIS is headed."

    "Isn't all damage aggravating, though?"

    "We now switch to naval combat!"
    "Don't you mean navel combat?"

    "The Girthquake has arrived?!"

    "NOBODY RAMS MY STERN! NOT WITHOUT BUYING ME DINNER FIRST!"
    Last edited by Dietaku; 09-16-2018, 02:14 AM.

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  • Lioness
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    <&Crystal_Amaranth> "Hmm..so she'd probably be at Lady Agrona's then too, thank you Tatiana." has moved over to the mannequin holding the wings, gently stroking the back and inspecting it closely for next time but will seek to identify what aspects can be improved on to ensure it lasts longer. "Have any of the Shaper's ever learned sorcery, or have you considered trying to learn it?"
    <~Storytelleress> "sorcery is rare here, the Shaperate's tried recruiting raw talent and elevating outsiders but the last sorcerer was a hundred years ago... kind of"
    <&Crystal_Amaranth> "Kind of?"
    <~Storytelleress> "she's the tree out the front, interesting choice but that's what she went for I've tasted her fruit before now and given what the books said about her personal life I like to think some small part of her is into that"
    * Tempest laughs a bit
    * Joyous_Sky takes a moment to get it then blushes

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  • Synapse
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    "he's 42% saint. Pay up."

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  • Octopoid
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    "Aw, unlucker!"

    "Same hat! Same hat!"

    "I am absolutely going to keep talking trash on the Walker in Darkness."

    "As they say in Nexus, 'Unlucker'!"

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  • Taleksi
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    My Lore Supernal gained the following lore topic last session:
    Age of Consent in Scavenger Lands.

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  • SamuraiMujuru
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    "Why would I bring my brothel with me?! ... Wait... mobile brothels... there's something there..."

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  • Dietaku
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    "Of course I read books. Like Brendanus' favorite, Good Night, Luna. He especially likes the part where she kills three hundred and sixty five left-handed people."
    (Well, they are a menace.)
    "Ah, of course, how awful."
    "Of course not, they were sinister."

    "I will respect your culture, Scarlet, even if it is absolute barbarism."

    "Look, you all, I am NOT a GMILF!"

    "Vejhi-meahté may not be a cure for the Great Plague, but it'll cure what ails ya."

    "Here lies Magma Kraken
    761-761
    "Anime was a mistake.""

    "In Goremaul RY 642, I'd be a 400 point character."
    Last edited by Dietaku; 09-01-2018, 11:51 PM.

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  • Taleksi
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    A Twilight to a Dawn:
    "I can see only one way in: I have to choke you to death. Then everyone else. And last, myself."
    Dawn said yes.

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  • vampire hunter D
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    Originally posted by LeTipex View Post

    *A burst of lightning fall from the sky, stunning everyone and revealing the Dawn, standing where the bolt just hit the ground, holding her jade spear with terrible intent.*
    https://youtu.be/80xsgIdGo_o

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  • LeTipex
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    Sorcerer on top of a Cirrus Skiff, releasing the Cantata Of Empty Voices:
    "Muahahaha! Yes, come to me, spirits of death! Destruction! Mayhem! Such a beautiful song! Suffer and die, cocroaches! Ahahah..."
    *CLONK*
    "...ahhah-wait, what do you mean 'clonk'?"


    "Are you ok?"
    "Yeah... a bit winded, but otherwise I'm fine."
    "What? How are you ALIVE?"
    "What do you mean how am I alive? You just asked if I was ok!"
    "I wasn't talking to YOU!"
    "...Oh."


    *A burst of lightning fall from the sky, stunning everyone and revealing the Dawn, standing where the bolt just hit the ground, holding her jade spear with terrible intent.*
    Zenith, unimpressed : "Well, took you long enough."

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  • Chronos12
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    From the above game as well.

    PC: "Alright, but that thing WILL create a shadowland and will only bring suffering and death around it."
    Pausing, looking at my sister and realizing who she is,
    "...Okay but don't lose it."

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  • TheCountAlucard
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    DB: "And what was that, Carter..."
    Eclipse Solar: "Simple. You held him to an agreement, and I sanctified it with all the power of Heaven." *casually bats out the flame on his cuff*
    __________________

    Player: "Princess roasts a marshmallow over Kithri's head."

    __________________

    Eclipse: "It's curious; you seem to be of the opinion that she's a dangerous lunatic, but seem willing to believe that's she's not quite enough of a dangerous lunatic, that you can safely insult her. Either way, I'll thank you not to do it again, so you don't have to find out which kind of right you are."
    Last edited by TheCountAlucard; 08-19-2018, 02:39 AM.

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  • Noodle
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    "I used to sing that song to my children when they were young. They hated it but I sung it to them anyway. To show them who was the boss."

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  • Dietaku
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    "Oh my god, that's a shit-eating dragon!"

    "Wait, you just carry bottles of wine with you?"
    "Sometimes. Often. All the time..."

    "And that's just the iron, we don't need no wood parts."

    "Telepathy isn't that useful. For every useful thought, mortals always think "My butt itches" or something..."
    "My butt itche....darn it."

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