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    So game earlier had this little gem I just wanted to share. So to set the scene we are trying to track down these murderers who are basically eating people. One of the other characters has gotten us access to the morgue to look over the bodies.

    My eshu gets a pair of gloves and reaches into the body, "BEHOLD THE ANCIENT ART OF ENTRAIL READING!" character reaches in and starts looking around the body bag.

    St: "There aren't any entrails left behind in the body"

    WIthout missing a beat:"BEHOLD THE ANCIENT ART OF HEPATOMANCY!" same as before.

    St: "No liver, no heart either ate all the good organs."

    So still without missing a beat, third time's a charm right? "BEHOLD... Palmestry!."

    St: there's a hand!

    Finally Success!

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    This player sounds fun!

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    • #3
      In my very first Changeling session, a troll trying a Chronos cantrip, CHEWED a wrist watch. No success limits for that roll. xD

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      • #4
        I witnessed a controversial event from a player.

        ST: Alright how do you set up the bunk for this group wayfare aid?

        Player of Pookie the JackRabbit pooka says the character drops his pans and yells "HERE WE GO!!" cartwheeling into a back flip then rolling backward switching facing to a final jump then a mid air flip and using Double Jointed merit as he lands he bends completely over and up fitting his head up his @#$ then hugging it and while muffled he screams "Lets Tunnel!!"

        ST doesn't appear to have noticed how over the top this is and reads off the outcome nonchalantly "Ok so- *then he catches on wincing* Hold on wha? w, wait a sec- d wi what the @#$%?" *Grimaces awkwardly curling his mouth outward* What the @#$% just happened?" :O

        Playe of Pookie Grins.

        Player behind silent line spouted mountain dew from his nose and began to choke.

        Other players disrupted game play for about fifteen minutes with laughter.

        Random player says, "I'm not sure I want to wayfare through that tunnel."

        ST declared a break.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Silentline View Post
          I witnessed a controversial event from a player.

          ST: Alright how do you set up the bunk for this group wayfare aid?

          Player of Pookie the JackRabbit pooka says the character drops his pans and yells "HERE WE GO!!" cartwheeling into a back flip then rolling backward switching facing to a final jump then a mid air flip and using Double Jointed merit as he lands he bends completely over and up fitting his head up his @#$ then hugging it and while muffled he screams "Lets Tunnel!!"

          ST doesn't appear to have noticed how over the top this is and reads off the outcome nonchalantly "Ok so- *then he catches on wincing* Hold on wha? w, wait a sec- d wi what the @#$%?" *Grimaces awkwardly curling his mouth outward* What the @#$% just happened?" :O

          Playe of Pookie Grins.

          Player behind silent line spouted mountain dew from his nose and began to choke.

          Other players disrupted game play for about fifteen minutes with laughter.

          Random player says, "I'm not sure I want to wayfare through that tunnel."

          ST declared a break.


          I could barely breathe the first couple times I read through that...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Nyrufa View Post



            I could barely breathe the first couple times I read through that...
            "I'm still trying to figure out just what the hell that player was thinking at that moment. But I just got up and took a break. I couldn't hold a straight face and I can't even hold one while I talk about it. Jesus Christ man... XD

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            • #7
              We also had one. Not as good as the tunneler, but was fun once.

              One of our characters (we play Changeling - Werewolf Crossover) is a Nunnehi (Thought-Crafter) - Get of Fenris Kinfolk (Direct descendant of the Vinland colony.) specialised in Spring Art.

              We had to fight a highly combat-oriented, Elder vampire, and it seemed that all is lost, and we'll be hacked into pieces by a Celerity-Potence assisted bastardsworld.

              The guy also dropped his pants, grabbed his -khm- tool, rotated it like a fan and shouted:
              "Gerd, I force my masculine powers on you. Behold my VIRILITY!"
              Than he activated the Verdant Reclamation and bonded the vamp for good.

              Themathicaly it was totaly acceptable. He received -2 difficult.


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              • #8
                LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDXDXDXD

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