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  • CofD Jokes: Let's Share Them!

    For the record, I thought of the jokes below myself, but it's entirely possible others thought of them before.

    Did you hear about the Promethean who became a TV comedian?
    You can see him on Saturnine Night Live. (Alternatively: he leaves everyone in stitches.)


    Why are the Realms of the True Fae so huge?
    So their egos can fit inside.


    A Strix, an Idigam, an Abyssal, a Pandoran, a True Fae, a Slasher, a Cthonian, a Lifeless, an Angel and a Hero walk into a bar.
    Everyone else leaves.


    What is the favorite Yantra of Thyrsus who are fans of Disney?
    The Circle Of Life.


    "Fate is a cruel jester with a finely developed sense of irony." - Sir Night as portrayed by Leliel, The Horror Recognition Guide

  • #2
    Marilyn Monroe must've been a Kindred, cause she was a real daeva.

    Originally posted by GottaGoFeast View Post
    (Alternatively: he leaves everyone in stitches.)
    I would've gone for something with Chieron doctors here.
    Last edited by YeOfLittleFaith; 02-09-2016, 05:02 PM.

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    • #3
      Why did the angel cross the road?
      Occult Matrices, that's why!

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      • #4
        Why did the Promethean/Geist cross the Styx? To get to the other side!

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        • #5
          Why do werewolves never see a doctor?



          Because it's cheaper to go to a vet!


          Mechs: Because even the Chronicles of Darkness needs robot fights.
          DarkFrame: Crossover setting that puts Chronicles of Darkness in the far future that is Warframe.
          Monarch: The Endless You are an alien ruler, charged with maintaining a people who you shape to suit your needs.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by AceOfAlmonds View Post
            Why did the Promethean/Geist cross the Styx? To get to the other side!
            Nah, they've already been there. They're trying to get back!


            Genius: the Transgression 2E is a thing that's being worked on.

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            • #7
              Why did the Mummy cross the road?

              I don't know, he forgot when he reached the other side.


              Malkydel: "And the Machine dictated; let there be adequate illumination."
              Yossarian: "And lo, it was optimal."

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              • #8
                I got called a moron at school today for saying I played CoD, because apparently my game was mindless and repetitive and uncreative garbage.


                Then I broke out the rule books and he was flabbergasted I was using neither a keyboard or a controller.

                -A twelve years old


                Mechs: Because even the Chronicles of Darkness needs robot fights.
                DarkFrame: Crossover setting that puts Chronicles of Darkness in the far future that is Warframe.
                Monarch: The Endless You are an alien ruler, charged with maintaining a people who you shape to suit your needs.

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                • #9
                  What do you call a demon?

                  Take your pick. There's a 99% chance you'll get one of their names.


                  Is it presumptuous of me to ask for alternating male/female pronouns?

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                  • #10
                    - Knock Knock
                    - Who's there?
                    -Strix
                    -Strix who?
                    -Strix who's gonna take over this body, you meat puppet!


                    My Homebrew Signature- Because I need one. If you use any of it, please share with me how it went!

                    On a Dragonlance-reading break. Surprise homebrew may still happen :P
                    I now blog in here

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                    • #11
                      A Vampire, a Werewolf, and a Changeling walk into a bar. The vampire heads off to get a drink, the Werewolf ducks before he's hit and the Changeling gets decapitated.

                      Because the bar is made of cold iron.


                      Currently Doing: Siren: The Drowning (Fansplat Resurrection)

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                      • #12
                        Why does the spirit cross the Gauntlet? To go to the other side.

                        Ugh, this can go on and on.

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                        • #13
                          Why did the Werewolf cross The Road?

                          Because it had it coming to it, that's why.


                          Malkydel: "And the Machine dictated; let there be adequate illumination."
                          Yossarian: "And lo, it was optimal."

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                          • #14
                            Knock knock.
                            Who's there?
                            Who.
                            Who what?
                            Who is Cain?

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                            • #15
                              "Mage 2nd edition releasing soon."

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