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  • #31
    Why do werewolves drink so much cranberry juice?

    So they don't get an infection of the Uratha.

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    • #32
      Did you know TFV never has a budget shortfall?

      Yeah, their budget is always in the black.

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      • #33
        This thread reminds me to update Chronicles of Dorkness

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        • #34
          Aspel, love's your Tumblr!


          MtAw 2E - My Legacies and System Hacks Hubs
          WtF 2E - My Lodges and System Hacks Hubs
          WtF 2E - Alternative werewolves myths from around the world

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          • #35
            Can you believe what happened to that cell that went up against that Frankenstein's monster?

            Yeah, it was quite a shock.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Flyboy254 View Post
              Can you believe what happened to that cell that went up against that Frankenstein's monster?

              Yeah, it was quite a shock.
              Yeah the whole network was abuzz about it.


              Words of Wisdom from the Forums:
              "Don't be unlucky and get dead by a wolf-man."
              "Most of the current eras are too modern, we need 'Dark Eras: The electroweak epoch'."

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              • #37
                I just heard that the Union's top cell were all just hit by lightning!

                Now that's what I call a general strike.

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                • #38
                  What do you say to a werewolf when you reveal that the arm they just bit off was actually a fake with a silver frag grenade hidden inside it?
                  Bone app├ętit.


                  "Fate is a cruel jester with a finely developed sense of irony." - Sir Night as portrayed by Leliel, The Horror Recognition Guide

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                  • #39
                    Why did the Uratha pack declare Siskur Dah on a bottle of Shampoo?

                    Because it was full of Herbal Essence

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                    • #40
                      Why didn't the Changeling withdraw any money from the bank?

                      Because it was tied up in a Hedge Fund!

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                      • #41
                        When players are complaining on their Storyteller...



                        MtAw 2E - My Legacies and System Hacks Hubs
                        WtF 2E - My Lodges and System Hacks Hubs
                        WtF 2E - Alternative werewolves myths from around the world

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                        • #42
                          What is the cheese that Heroes hate the most?
                          Gorgonzola.


                          "Fate is a cruel jester with a finely developed sense of irony." - Sir Night as portrayed by Leliel, The Horror Recognition Guide

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by GibberingEloquence View Post
                            What is the cheese that Heroes hate the most?
                            Gorgonzola.
                            Huh. I thought it'd be Muenster.


                            Words of Wisdom from the Forums:
                            "Don't be unlucky and get dead by a wolf-man."
                            "Most of the current eras are too modern, we need 'Dark Eras: The electroweak epoch'."

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