Devil worshiping pedophiles basically run the New World Order. [....] They love death and they love killing babies.
And I've also been thinking about what that kind of thing would be like in a setting made of conspiracies, where the conspiracies are real. While they're not aliens or Jews (or Jewish Aliens), there are groups secretly pulling the strings. So what do the cranks of the
So what are your weirdest, least reasonable fan theories? What is something that a mortal could spout on the radio and get away with because it's just so insane that the Vampires and Mages feel like it hides the Masquerade behind unbelievable doomsayer prophecies? Specifically, the crossover ones are most interesting. Is the God-Machine a creation of the Exarchs? Is Luna the Dark Mother?
I figure the Hunter subforums were most fitting, since this kind of clued in ("Clued in") mortal--whose knowledge of the setting is the same as someone who skimmed through all the supplements, forgot half of it, and is convinced they know the truth--would fit best as a Hunter character, or perhaps an NPC in Hunter.