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[webkilla]

P1: "Stab me in the gut so I can drink more!"
p2: "I can get behind that, do me as well"
p3: "If I see anyone without holes in their bellies once this is done, then you've failed at drinking. A good drinking contest ends up with at least two burst guts"
ST: "The lunar thinks you are amazingly hardcore drinking buddies"


P2: "So, from a scale from 1 to 10, how heartless are we?"
P1: "We could teach them to be good slaves?"
P3: "We could turn them into food?"


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[webkilla]

sounds nice

what kind of feedback are you looking for? Commentary on the rhymes? whether its good haiku or not? i think its ok.

[webkilla]

I heard that if you get a +3 specialty on all abilities for "Naked" then Venus herself comes down and slaps whoever wrote that charsheet

[webkilla]

P1: "We can help populate your town"
P2: "Ya we're good at kidnapping people"
P1: "No hold on, we haven't really kidnapped anyone yet"
P2: "We'll have to change that"

P2: "We're always 100% big dick energy"
P3: "well, against weak tribal people we are"

p3: "Preparing? what is this strange word you use?"

ST: "So... you eat the lunar's blood nugget?"
P2: "What could go wrong?"

[webkilla]

This is the only real way to do it...

[webkilla]

Look, wanting to dispose of demonblooded babies is - arguably - a fairly sensible thing to want, in a setting such as exalted. Especially when you know that the neomah that crafted the child was a murderous creature the assemble had to track down and neutralize before it could kill any more people. That he wanted to eat the ashes, well... that's just him being him.

...plus I have no clue how to record discord voice chats - and its mostly in Danish, so it wouldn't make all that much sense to a mostly english speaking forum here...

[webkilla]

P1: "yes, we found a great thing to use the baby for. Food"

P2: "I whip out the matches"
ST: "Don't you mean tooth-picks?"
P2: "no, I wanna burn it"
ST: "Have we finally found something your character wont eat?"
P2: "I could eat the ashes"

P1: "I don't think that's healthy to eat"
ST: "Depends entirely on what you make it shapeshift into before eating it"

P1: "Ya us paying blood money is pretty normal these days"

P1: "Stomebombs...

[webkilla]

ST: "The DB sorceress looks at you all, and asks what in the name of the dragons you've been up to"
P1: "Babies"

P1: "Nah, demons cults are totally ok, as long as we're the ones making them. By the way, have we founded any demond cults yet?"

P1: "We could grind the baby down into food pills and feed them to their mothers"
Rest of party: "Dude..."

P2: "We shouldn't start encouraging the sultan's people to emmigrate"

P1: "Are immacualtes a 'karen' cult?"
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[webkilla]

P1: "Discression is not our thing"

P2: "We totally have not been out messing things up"

P3: ""I don't need to prepare for this - my moral code is all I need"

P1: "I just want to burn the baby"
P2: "No, lets adopt it"
P3: "nah dude - spike it"
P2: "I'm not spiking a baby. I can do drug-rape, but I don't spike babies"

P2: "Ok damnit, I'll spike the baby"

ST: "Peeing on the fire elementals would probably be... bad"...