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[webkilla]

P2: "I use my vuvuzelas to play the people a happy tune, all the while ripping the head off [player 1's character] to prevent him for humming the crazy frog tune"
ST: "I'll be honest, you stopping him from doing the crazy frog thing almost makes up for using a vuvuzela"


p3: "We can't make the manse do like in airports, darn"
st: "Sorry, you can't make the manse grope people like the TSA"
p1: "We shouldn't limit what liquids people can bring"

P3: "I have a final solution for the village of...

[webkilla]

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

...it has a sun god and a moon god as prominent supporting characters, it features emotion-eating changelings, a wide variety of monsters and magical creatures you can encounter - it can IMO quite easily be crossed over with Exalted

[webkilla]

P1: "At least three of them has to be a reference to P3's genitals"

P1: "We've made a new friend without developing a new fetish"

P2: "I just have a long scrote note, but not a fetish for it, I failed that roll"

P1: "I rip off my clothes to reveal my leather daddy outfit to the fairfolk lord"
ST: "The fair folk lord recoils in horror and his head explodes"

p1: "We need a hole into the underworld, who volunteers to being a serial killer?"

p2: "I'll throw them out...

[webkilla]

there are many things storm gods should have. mechs are not one of them


now, new session from my end:

ST: "I have a random encounter table. Be afraid"
p1: "Do we get to meet the tea house guy again?"

ST: "Who here can honk [player 2]'s character's horn the best?]

p2: "I was afraid

p1: "You can pop my slurry"

p3: "I'll just be slobbering in my armpit"

ST: "They are large, greyish and have chimneys for horns"
p1: "So its [player...

[webkilla]

there are many things storm gods should have. mechs are not one of them...

[webkilla]

P1: "Shut up - you're on the side of the tiger, you don't get to to talkt"

p1: "Oh, its a tiger that's about to rape us. I gotta keep my fetishes straight here"

p2: "if we light the mouth on fire, it might spit us out?"

p1: "I haven't pleased plentimon today"

P1: "If i should sleep with [player's] character, then the best sex move I could do was to simply not be there"

p1: "Nutriunt slurry is a very erotic charm"

ST: "You land next to your other crater"...

[webkilla]

awesome! this'll make for some hilarious hijinks when my players show up to where they "know" the sorcerers lives and just finds and empty lot