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[webkilla]

P1: "I am a slot slut, don't kinkshame"

[webkilla]

Sounds more like thaumaturgy at that point. Like the one that takes a whole year to do, but if you pull it off you get enlightened essence.

Or a magical martial art. Or a community where everyone just has a speciality in some thing because that's what everyone does for aliving

[webkilla]

Question for 2.5 edition: I'm looking around in Graceful Wicked Masques, looking for a fair folk charm that would allow them to shift the location of a waypoint within the deep wyld to move it closer to creation. Does such a charm exist already, or am I in custom charm territory?

[webkilla]

ST: "Ok, yall fucked up, i'mma break out my Exalted random encounter table now... ya'll gonna enter some kind of magical realm now"

P1: "I bite the windowsill"

P1: "I pull P2's character out of the teahouse by the legs"
P2: "I let him drag me, my arms crossed and scowling"

p2: "we load the manse up on his back, and foodprocess all the people inside the manse"

P3: "I heard alabama sounds in the manse"

p1: "He could spend the time stacking shit"

[webkilla]

oh I remember this program... I stopped using it because it doesn't into Alchemicals. Made a nice excell spreadsheet instead that does the exact same

[webkilla]

P1: "I am surprisingly good at convincing people to kill themselves"

P2: "Tell the fair folk that my soul isn't vegan"

ST: "I get it, you have 0 dots in bureaucracy, because that is a terrible business plan..."
p1: "It'll mean no unhappy costumers"

ST: "You have to order him to become an otaku shut-in to do that"

p2: "First send an eye up the butthole"

p2: "Stack the poo for writing"
p3: "no..."