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[webkilla]

ST: "People no longer run away in fear as you fly in over their heads"
P1: "They've given up on us"

P1: "damnit, no - I'm not against slavery"

P1: "Guys, I finally have an excuse to make a brothel - come on guys"

P2: "I tank it with my forehead"
P1: "I hide in his pants"

P3: *singing* "All by my self..."

P3: "Domamo, I have come to bargain"

P3: "Why am I getting frightened?"
P2: "With good reason"...

[webkilla]

P1: "So in order to use this charm to dodge, i have to be doing what the group agrees to?"
p2: "But what if i don't agree that you should be able to dodge something?"
p1: "shit"

p1: "Guy's, who wants to meet Bill Cosby?"...

[webkilla]

That sounds a lot more like a matter to be taken up between the ST and the players long before a game even starts. I've never ever had trouble with players starting to complain about the content of the game mid-game, because I always talk with my players first to agree on what kind of tone and level of intensity the game is to have....

[webkilla]

the solar medical charm that lets you add mutations to people can be used/abused in ways that'll make anything taste good

Case in point, a player of mine had a twilight solar who was into transhumanism - tried to mutate himself, mixing it up with the charm that sped up medical treatments. He forgot to anethetize himself, and then botched the int+med roll. He ended up able to eat rocks...

[webkilla]

as a fancy way of stunting an interogation roll, I find that it works just fine...

[webkilla]

Failing to be 'creative' with medicine in Exalted should be a crime

Failing at interogating someone? Cue very dubious application of solar medicine charms for very unnecesary amputations. Quadroplegics tend to talk if that's how they get their limbs back.


Or there's the lovely one-two- combo with martial arts where you punch out someone's teeth with one fist, then "punch" them back into their mouth with your other fist.


As for flaw diagnosis technique and patients lying or witholding info - then you can supplement with investigation...

[webkilla]

ST: "Wow, we've finally found something you won't eat..."


ST: "What wouldn't the homeowner association not say?"

P1: "I like looking at her - does that count as a stunt?"

P2: "We're done it with weirder things than undeads"

p1: "I want the whistle"

p1: "Did we ever make a list of people we don't like?"

p3: "We can show her the dirtbag door demon!"

p1: "What can we give bored demons?"
p2: "Children"
...

[webkilla]

ah perfect

[webkilla]

p1: "I dive in betwen p2's character to dodge the monster"
p2: "I hold up p1's character to parry the monster's attack"
p1: sadface.jpg

ST: "The monster has grappled you"
p3: "That just means I can punch it from the inside!"

ST: "No, you can't link to 9gag for your stunt"

p2: "Once more I have a perfectly legitimate reason to hate you"
p1: "Sorry"

p3: "I whack another mofo with this mofo"
ST: "oh, ok"
p3: "I'm not...

[webkilla]

I meant for second edition...

[webkilla]

Gah - where are the stats for the giant undead human-centipede necro-constructs? You know the ones, the skull, ribcage, two arms with another skull up its ribcage to build out the centipede.

I can't remember where the stats for those are

[webkilla]

how about Thousand Wounds Gear style and wood dragon style? A bit unorthodox, sure, but both use range weapons - and if you have the charms to quickly swap weapons, then that could still work