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[webkilla]

that is the MOST abyssal thing ever...

[webkilla]

"Come on guys... I don't want us lying ALL the time"

"The secret of our strength: bushes and goat-shepherds"

"We haven't set fire to anything yet, we haven't started any ways today - see, we've behaved"

"Yes! I'm not an idiot this round!"

"You mean, he needs to distract her so you can penetrate her from behind?"

"Send Admiral Sand a booty call"

"It would be fun to munk the not-munk in the rear" (translated into english, it loses a lot in translation...

[webkilla]

I can recommend an Exalted story I wrote based in part on a game I ST'd: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208...Exalted-Ponies - sure a few things have been altered, like how its ponies and not humans, but beyond that everything works pretty much the same

[webkilla]

no clue - but I can't imagine the Kingpin's bulk being anything other than an expression of Sta 6...

[webkilla]

for a big bad I'm sure the rules can be stretched a little - especially for a bad as big as the king pin...

[webkilla]

How about a really large (supernal sta?) DB, underworld gangster boss and big-wig guild merchant in Nexus?

[webkilla]

"Would you rather have the penises inside each other?"


"Do we have a nice shrill horn so we can honk at people when we do fly-bys?"


"I build the chemical fuck generator"


*player makes farting noises*


"fine, you'll handle Fire Lotus with battle-drinking"

[webkilla]

I do a mix of things

I generally keep the wyld hunt as a looming threat - my players know that if they misbehave too much and make too much of a menace out of themselves, then... bad things will be coming, and due to an earlier run-in with a realm legion they were stealing magic stuff from, then they're deadly afraid of anything that even smells like an immaculate master.

In another I ran, where my players were more or less all solars, I used the wyld hunt as more of a political oppertunity - because there was a sidereal in the circle, and I used the arrival of that wyld...

[webkilla]

Fair enough. I have a player who constantly jokes about peeing on stuff to show dominance (and its not a lunar player!)...

[webkilla]

but is that to show dominance?...

[webkilla]

"Can't we just pee on it all together?"

moments later:

"we can just excuse ourselves with the fact that we're sniffing around for a wet dog - after we peed on everything"

"I can't believe you lot finally found a somewhat legit reason to pee on things"

(yes, my group has a thing about peeing on things... its weird... it got weirder)

"You could just eat his poop - you've got the charms to digest it"

this session went places. places one shouldn't venture.


"Dont...

[webkilla]

Please tell me that character knows Crystal Chameleon style!...