Hah! I gotta admit, those sound good. Even the ladies. But somehow that self ironic and sardonic vampire sounds like the only kind of datable vampire.

More interesting is if this dating sim included some of the mechanics of the monster for each dating target. If you don't give the vampire blood, does your sweet lover get more tense and angry? Does your mummy get younger and prettier every scene? When dating s changeling, since you can't see their fae me in as a human, how much of a ''good day'' versus ''bad day'' is it in terms of their clarity?

As for CofD romance, my...