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  • Sith_Happens
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    “Words are not my strength.”
    “Nor mine. Fortunately I have my cousin to call upon when I require one skilled with his tongue.”

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  • Synapse
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    "I think surfing the horse will be more productive"

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  • Sith_Happens
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    P1: “Illiteracy buddies!”
    P2: “Imagine reading.”
    P1: “They can’t.”
    P3: “Oh shoot... That requires a dot of Lingistics now doesn't it...”
    P1: “ILLITERACY BUDDIES”
    P4: “What's the point of having a smart cousin if you have to learn to read anyway?”

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  • webkilla
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    P2: "I use my vuvuzelas to play the people a happy tune, all the while ripping the head off [player 1's character] to prevent him for humming the crazy frog tune"
    ST: "I'll be honest, you stopping him from doing the crazy frog thing almost makes up for using a vuvuzela"


    p3: "We can't make the manse do like in airports, darn"
    st: "Sorry, you can't make the manse grope people like the TSA"
    p1: "We shouldn't limit what liquids people can bring"

    P3: "I have a final solution for the village of mutants... we kill and eat them"
    p1: "no dont, we would have the only brothel that offers sex with five-inch tall tiny people"

    p2: "Who wants to inherit my penis"

    ST: "You lend your pill machine to the machine city. Now you will have to wait with recycling people's pets until you get it back again"


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  • TheCountAlucard
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    Invisible Horse Princess: I got some good one-liners in this session, which is all I really care about.

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    Huyla: "Why are you following me? Can't you see the Council is our enemy?"
    Invisible Horse Princess: "Bitch, I can't see anything!"

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    Huyla: "If the Emissary still wants to kill me, will you back me up?"
    Invisible Horse Princess: "The Emissary knows better than to make an enemy of me."

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    ​Invisible Horse Princess: "I'm trying to finish a jigsaw puzzle, but the puzzle pieces are made of a little girl's shredded soul."

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    Emissary of Nexus: "Lay your hand on this stone and say those words again, please."

    Invisible Horse Princess: "Can I have my hand back now? It was a gift."
    Last edited by TheCountAlucard; 04-11-2021, 07:16 PM.

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  • webkilla
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    P1: "At least three of them has to be a reference to P3's genitals"

    P1: "We've made a new friend without developing a new fetish"

    P2: "I just have a long scrote note, but not a fetish for it, I failed that roll"

    P1: "I rip off my clothes to reveal my leather daddy outfit to the fairfolk lord"
    ST: "The fair folk lord recoils in horror and his head explodes"

    p1: "We need a hole into the underworld, who volunteers to being a serial killer?"

    p2: "I'll throw them out into the wyld"
    ST: "All four and a half thousand?"
    p2: "I'll do it all day"

    p1: "I think its a good idea... except the thing about eating people, unless we turn them into food pills first"

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  • Lupislacertus
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    "The lunar isn't a dirty bomb" explaining a tactic to a fellow player having moral issues with my plan.

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  • Sith_Happens
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    “Okay, so so far we’ve got the cult warrior, the warrior cultist, the warrior cult evangelist, and the artifact cultist. Did I miss anyone who’s actually said anything about their character yet because I’m seeing a pattern here. 😆”

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  • webkilla
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    Originally posted by Lupislacertus View Post
    "I will not let you bribe the storm gods with mechs." me- the storyteller. My girlfriend's mom who plays D&D heard this as her only introduction to exalted.

    there are many things storm gods should have. mechs are not one of them


    now, new session from my end:

    ST: "I have a random encounter table. Be afraid"
    p1: "Do we get to meet the tea house guy again?"

    ST: "Who here can honk [player 2]'s character's horn the best?]

    p2: "I was afraid

    p1: "You can pop my slurry"

    p3: "I'll just be slobbering in my armpit"

    ST: "They are large, greyish and have chimneys for horns"
    p1: "So its [player 2]'s mother?]

    ST: "The vilagers are 1/10th the size of normal people"
    p1: "its going to be difficult to get a tinder date here"
    ST: "Depends on how kinky you are"
    p1: "Little people tinder, natch"

    p1: "I do not abuse children and smurfs"

    ST: "The tiny people agree but still think you're an idiot"

    p1: "I start to touch my self"
    p2: "No you do not"

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  • webkilla
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    Originally posted by Lupislacertus View Post
    "I will not let you bribe the storm gods with mechs." me- the storyteller. My girlfriend's mom who plays D&D heard this as her only introduction to exalted.

    there are many things storm gods should have. mechs are not one of them

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  • Lupislacertus
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    "I will not let you bribe the storm gods with mechs." me- the storyteller. My girlfriend's mom who plays D&D heard this as her only introduction to exalted.

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  • HalfTangible
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    (The only context I'll give is that the Yellow Jade Seminar is a remedial course for wayward young dynasts; all of us have some sort of problem)

    P1: "How about a bet. Let's see if you can find out my secret before the Yellow Jade seminar is over."
    P2: "Don't flatter yourself, you're not that interesting."

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  • webkilla
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    P1: "Shut up - you're on the side of the tiger, you don't get to to talkt"

    p1: "Oh, its a tiger that's about to rape us. I gotta keep my fetishes straight here"

    p2: "if we light the mouth on fire, it might spit us out?"

    p1: "I haven't pleased plentimon today"

    P1: "If i should sleep with [player's] character, then the best sex move I could do was to simply not be there"

    p1: "Nutriunt slurry is a very erotic charm"

    ST: "You land next to your other crater"

    P1: "I can't wait to fuck with him. I have a whole list... i have one that's stupid enough I just have to do it"

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  • JohnDoe244
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    Jin: Hey! Just because the last plan didn't work doesn't mean-
    Ganan: I have Guile 1

    Ganan: We are not loved by the beastfolk.
    Melody: Especially Ganan.
    Ganan: Yes... wait... why especially me?
    Jin: You are especially unlikable.
    Ganan: Just because it's true, doesn't mean you have to say it.

    Melody: Okay, so we just need to convince our sworn enemies, who we enslaved and oppressed-
    Ganan: "Whom"

    Jin: I communicate the entire speach again but this time using the power of Body Language.
    Ganan: Or the translator could translate it for you.

    Ganan: Ooops.

    Ganan: I AM NOT LITTLE!

    Melody: I knew it! I mean... not in the sense of actually knowing any of that...

    Ganan: Every body we don't burn now is a zombie we have to fight later.
    Melody: Well, everybody we don't burn is a zombie we have to fight later.

    Melody: He means it'll be weird and cursed.

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  • webkilla
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    P1: "I pet his bulgy wulgy"

    ST: "You ignore the fair folk so hard they stop existing"

    ST: "wow... you chose not to do the stupid thing for once
    p2: "I wont eat fair folk. I've seen what getting them inside you does"

    St: "You enrage the fair folk lord to the point that he breaks his legs and snaps his dick in two"
    p1: "did I upset you? I'll change my haircolor again if you do the thing I asked"
    ST: The fair folk lord walks back to the arena on his split wang-for-legs

    p2: "I give the sword a botched circumsision"

    p2: "Its the woodening"

    p2: "we can feed the fair folk giant cat some kibble"

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