Put your interesting, fitting, or ridiculous Paradox manifestations here. Burns, Flaws, Spirits, Realms, and Quiet are all acceptable.
1) The House Of Inverse Marionettes [Realm]: A series of hallways, rooms, and underground tunnels, patterned after old houses (late 19th, early 20th centuries). No Life or Forces exist in the traditional sense; all such things are replaced by more solid Matter versions. Mages sent there are transformed into giant, animate porcelain dolls. Light is vaporous, shooting out from light sources in jets that illuminate anything they fall upon. Fire is a warm-colored crystal, which grows across surfaces if allowed to burn. Heat damage takes the form of spontaneous charring and blackening of materials, before they dissolve into ash. Cold is represented by a layer of frost forming over surfaces, while cold damage takes the form of ice crystals growing and digging into the surface (in the case of living beings, their porcelain skin begins to crack). Gravity is simulated by universal thin wires extending down from every object towards the floor, where the wires disappear in ripples, like a fishing line through water. The world is eerily silent, as Sound manifests like weighty smoke puffed from its source; people "feel" the smoke strike them, with louder sounds having greater weight.
2) The Fashion Police [Spirit]: The Fashion Police come knocking. These stylish officers of the law look like runway models, dressed in designer police uniforms. These Paradox Spirits usually come in pairs - often one male and one female - showing up in expensive cop cars or knocking on the nearest door, announcing themselves openly as the Fashion Police and runway walking up, pointing their guns and posing. They investigate and punish style crimes, and most often come for Mages who have Fashion as one of their Instruments. How they approach the situation depends on the severity of the character's crimes against fashion. Wearing out of style clothing or accessories usually merit a fine (tickets are handed to the Mage, paid to a mysterious mail address or website, which naturally cannot be located in person), and the punishments scale up from there for bad color combinations, wearing the clothes incorrectly, allowing articles of clothing to become torn or stained, or, god help you, wearing certain styles that are simply hideous. Wearing stripes and polka dots together is almost certain to get the Mage arrested, and driven off to Fashion Court (a Paradox Realm). Meanwhile, a Mage on their "first offense" (the first time the Fashion Police come for them) could convince the officers to let them go with a warning. The Fashion Police are not unsympathetic to Mages who can prove their clothing was wrecked by circumstances outside their control; in such cases they may even provide the Mage with replacement outfits, which are always high quality, if not always to a Mage's personal taste. Obtaining leniency from the Fashion Police should be roleplayed; repeat offenders receive less and less clemency, and resisting arrest will obviously induce violent reprisal. (For the record, the Fashion Police will hand out citations, tickets, or even arrests to any Mages present during the backlash, depending on their individual fashion faux pas).
1) The House Of Inverse Marionettes [Realm]: A series of hallways, rooms, and underground tunnels, patterned after old houses (late 19th, early 20th centuries). No Life or Forces exist in the traditional sense; all such things are replaced by more solid Matter versions. Mages sent there are transformed into giant, animate porcelain dolls. Light is vaporous, shooting out from light sources in jets that illuminate anything they fall upon. Fire is a warm-colored crystal, which grows across surfaces if allowed to burn. Heat damage takes the form of spontaneous charring and blackening of materials, before they dissolve into ash. Cold is represented by a layer of frost forming over surfaces, while cold damage takes the form of ice crystals growing and digging into the surface (in the case of living beings, their porcelain skin begins to crack). Gravity is simulated by universal thin wires extending down from every object towards the floor, where the wires disappear in ripples, like a fishing line through water. The world is eerily silent, as Sound manifests like weighty smoke puffed from its source; people "feel" the smoke strike them, with louder sounds having greater weight.
2) The Fashion Police [Spirit]: The Fashion Police come knocking. These stylish officers of the law look like runway models, dressed in designer police uniforms. These Paradox Spirits usually come in pairs - often one male and one female - showing up in expensive cop cars or knocking on the nearest door, announcing themselves openly as the Fashion Police and runway walking up, pointing their guns and posing. They investigate and punish style crimes, and most often come for Mages who have Fashion as one of their Instruments. How they approach the situation depends on the severity of the character's crimes against fashion. Wearing out of style clothing or accessories usually merit a fine (tickets are handed to the Mage, paid to a mysterious mail address or website, which naturally cannot be located in person), and the punishments scale up from there for bad color combinations, wearing the clothes incorrectly, allowing articles of clothing to become torn or stained, or, god help you, wearing certain styles that are simply hideous. Wearing stripes and polka dots together is almost certain to get the Mage arrested, and driven off to Fashion Court (a Paradox Realm). Meanwhile, a Mage on their "first offense" (the first time the Fashion Police come for them) could convince the officers to let them go with a warning. The Fashion Police are not unsympathetic to Mages who can prove their clothing was wrecked by circumstances outside their control; in such cases they may even provide the Mage with replacement outfits, which are always high quality, if not always to a Mage's personal taste. Obtaining leniency from the Fashion Police should be roleplayed; repeat offenders receive less and less clemency, and resisting arrest will obviously induce violent reprisal. (For the record, the Fashion Police will hand out citations, tickets, or even arrests to any Mages present during the backlash, depending on their individual fashion faux pas).
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