I know I have other things to complete (not talking about the Dark Era, that will take time and research before I get back to work, I'm referring to smaller stuff), but I really needed to write something fun and a little bit stupid. Here it is, basically a homage to Slasher movie from the '80s. It's campy, it's tongue-in-cheek and goes for black humor and the sort of narm those movies had. Totally intentional. More will come, but it's not a huge project: half of the stuff is already here. Enough to give you an impression of what I'm going for, I think. Hope you'll like it, but I'm aware this is different, possibly dumber, than usual.
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Filmed and distributed in a limited amount of theaters in the early ‘80s, Bloodbath Rumble is a slasher movie directed by Exploitation movie director Sal Murgia. It was meant to cash in on the success of the then newborn genre but it failed to stand out. It’s not even easy to find out what the original reception was, as if few critics even bothered, but the general consensus is that the public saw it as, to be blunt, a derivative mess with cheap effects and lame protagonists, the only strong point being the over the top killers. While Murgia argued for ages that his movie came out two whole days before Friday the 13th and that John Carpenter is “a talentless hack that has not the balls to show the real deal as he did”, Bloodbath Rumble pretty much fell into oblivion. Some theaters here and there showed it from time to time, but never for more than a few nights, often as part of a cheap double feature.
Still, it survived enough years to be rediscovered. Fans of Murgia’s campy style looked at his filmography and did their best to find copies of the movie. It remains an exceedingly difficult movie to find but it pretty much achieved cult status. It’s a mark of pride among “true horror fans” to just know about Blood Bath Rumble. Those who claim to have seen it are liars most often than not, but there are some people that actually managed to watch it. There are still a handful of theatrical films stocks out there and Four Kings Production, a studio that according to all accounts only produced Bloodbath Rumble before it presumably failed and closed, even paid for a limited amount of VHS and Betamax tapes. Nowadays Bloodbath Rumble is considered a camp classic, memorable for its laughably bad perfomances, gruesome death scene and a complete and remorseless dedication to ignore any semblance of plot only to show slashers slaughtering people and fighting against each other.
Bloodbath Rumble’s story is merely a pretext. A little province town mostly inhabited by horny teenagers and troubled by a glaring lack of modest choices of clothing becomes, for reasons never explained, the meeting point for four different slashers that travel around the country looking for victims. Slaughter ensues. The slashers themselves are blatantly out of place: there’s a man with a gas-breathing mask that poisons people and hacks them with a military knife, a pyromaniac woman covered in bandages, a pagan witch that sacrifices people to the trees and even a scuba in a hulking diver suit that wields a small anchor and shoots people with an harpoon. They have more personality than most of their victims but overall they’re all the same: relentless, violent, cruel. In the finale they meet in the town square and fight, letting a girl, Tina, and his boyfriend Brett escape. Once the two stop at a gas station and Tina goes looking for Brett after he takes too long in the bathroom, she finds her boyfriend’s corpse. Meanwhile, the killers are approaching from all directions. Tina screams, roll credits.
That’s Bloodbath Rumble. What people don’t know is that, when Murgia filmed the movie, the slashers were far too real. Summoned by a higher power to the set and controlled just enough to made the movie possible, the four monsters did what they could do best: kill people. Murgia knew this, his actors and troupe did not. By doing so, Murgia irrevocably bound the movie to the four slashers: those who watch it in its wholeness unknowingly reenact the summoning ritual and bring the slashers to their town. One by one, they appear and remain around as long as the power of the movie compels them. To their credit, when this happens they do their best to remain faithful to the title and do what it promised to deliver: a blood bath.
But how can this be possible? How can one hope to survive and prevent this from happening again? To know more one has to dig a bit deeper and go back to the creators of Bloodbath Rumble.
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“Prepare for a bloodbath like none ever before!
Bloodbath Rumble, in theaters this fall!
Brought to you by director Sal Murgia, the mastermind behind other successes like Brain Burnout, Virgin Killers from Pluto, Night of the Cannibal Bride and Hell Slumber Party II, Bloodbath Rumble is assured to frighten and excite anyone brave enough to go see it!
Where other movies are too scared and weak to deliver real emotions, Bloodbath Rumble has the guts to do what nobody ever tried to do, putting not one, not two, not three but four - you heard it right, FOUR - unstoppable killers one against each other, in a slaughter for survival that those caught in between can only pray to get through.
Who will live? Who will die? Who will WIN?
Who will live? Who will die? Who will WIN?
You’ll find all the gore-covered answers to this and much more only if you accept the challenge of Bloodbath Rumble!
Bloodbath Rumble: this year, fear will have its new king!”
Filmed and distributed in a limited amount of theaters in the early ‘80s, Bloodbath Rumble is a slasher movie directed by Exploitation movie director Sal Murgia. It was meant to cash in on the success of the then newborn genre but it failed to stand out. It’s not even easy to find out what the original reception was, as if few critics even bothered, but the general consensus is that the public saw it as, to be blunt, a derivative mess with cheap effects and lame protagonists, the only strong point being the over the top killers. While Murgia argued for ages that his movie came out two whole days before Friday the 13th and that John Carpenter is “a talentless hack that has not the balls to show the real deal as he did”, Bloodbath Rumble pretty much fell into oblivion. Some theaters here and there showed it from time to time, but never for more than a few nights, often as part of a cheap double feature.
Still, it survived enough years to be rediscovered. Fans of Murgia’s campy style looked at his filmography and did their best to find copies of the movie. It remains an exceedingly difficult movie to find but it pretty much achieved cult status. It’s a mark of pride among “true horror fans” to just know about Blood Bath Rumble. Those who claim to have seen it are liars most often than not, but there are some people that actually managed to watch it. There are still a handful of theatrical films stocks out there and Four Kings Production, a studio that according to all accounts only produced Bloodbath Rumble before it presumably failed and closed, even paid for a limited amount of VHS and Betamax tapes. Nowadays Bloodbath Rumble is considered a camp classic, memorable for its laughably bad perfomances, gruesome death scene and a complete and remorseless dedication to ignore any semblance of plot only to show slashers slaughtering people and fighting against each other.
Bloodbath Rumble’s story is merely a pretext. A little province town mostly inhabited by horny teenagers and troubled by a glaring lack of modest choices of clothing becomes, for reasons never explained, the meeting point for four different slashers that travel around the country looking for victims. Slaughter ensues. The slashers themselves are blatantly out of place: there’s a man with a gas-breathing mask that poisons people and hacks them with a military knife, a pyromaniac woman covered in bandages, a pagan witch that sacrifices people to the trees and even a scuba in a hulking diver suit that wields a small anchor and shoots people with an harpoon. They have more personality than most of their victims but overall they’re all the same: relentless, violent, cruel. In the finale they meet in the town square and fight, letting a girl, Tina, and his boyfriend Brett escape. Once the two stop at a gas station and Tina goes looking for Brett after he takes too long in the bathroom, she finds her boyfriend’s corpse. Meanwhile, the killers are approaching from all directions. Tina screams, roll credits.
That’s Bloodbath Rumble. What people don’t know is that, when Murgia filmed the movie, the slashers were far too real. Summoned by a higher power to the set and controlled just enough to made the movie possible, the four monsters did what they could do best: kill people. Murgia knew this, his actors and troupe did not. By doing so, Murgia irrevocably bound the movie to the four slashers: those who watch it in its wholeness unknowingly reenact the summoning ritual and bring the slashers to their town. One by one, they appear and remain around as long as the power of the movie compels them. To their credit, when this happens they do their best to remain faithful to the title and do what it promised to deliver: a blood bath.
But how can this be possible? How can one hope to survive and prevent this from happening again? To know more one has to dig a bit deeper and go back to the creators of Bloodbath Rumble.
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